Drinking quotes

“I've seen a lot of drunks in my day, but I never seen anyone as drunk as you and still be able to walk. You're fantastic.”
John Finnegan - Bobby

“- Wade: You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine, yours. I swear to God, piss is sterile.
- Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss.
- Wade: That's what you think.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
America Olivo - Amanda

“I was drinking before you got out of your father's cock. Don't tell me what I do.”
James Gandolfini - Mickey

“- Jack Thornton: Did I ever tell you about my grandpa? Died when he was a hundred and six.
- Bartender: What interrupted his youth?
- Jack Thornton: He quit drinking.”
Clark Gable - Jack Thornton
Russ Powell - Bartender

“- Joan: [to the waitress] I'll have a vodka martini, very dry, straight up. three olives, and... my sullen friend here will have...
- Keenan: A Coke.
- Joan: The poster boy for designated drivers will have a Coke.”
Angelina Jolie - Joan
Ryan Phillippe - Keenan

“- Alice: Then, when dad died you drank yourself to death with, with margaritas.
- Alice's Mother: I couldn't help it darling. You know I couldn't resist the taste of salt around the rim of a glass.”
Mia Farrow - Alice
Gwen Verdon - Alice's Mother

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drunk me fifteen Dr. Peppers.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

I really want to study this whole thing of drinking, getting drunk and people saying that they're having a good time. Because if you put on a good suit, you put on a good suit or whatever and you say, "I'm going out to have a good time". But some people announce it: "I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk...... (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“We people who are in the bar busies, we don't spend much time looking a the clock on the wall. We do what we do best - drinking and burying the blues.”
Ruby Wilson - Josie Martin

- Cosmo Reif: I took a Yoga class this morning.
- Steve: Really?
- Cosmo Reif: I thought it might help me to relax.
- Steve: I've tried that. I've tried everything. "Glug, glug, glug", that's what works for me.
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Peter Riegert - Steve

“- Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
- Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.”
Kevin James - Paul Blart
Erick Avari - Vijay

“- Jane: Lime cordial, delicious!
- Michael: Strawberry! Mmm.
- Mary Poppins: Rum punch! Quite satisfactory [hiccup].”

Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Drunk: Do I need to ring a bell to get a refill? You can see my glass is empty.
- Bobby Cupid: The glass is always empty. So is the spot on the counter where the money's supposed to be.”
Fred Ward - Drunk
Luke Wilson - Bobby Cupid

“- Lilly: There was a time you'd have dragged me by my hair out of here for drinking.
- Georgia: I'm too old. So's your hair.”
Felicity Huffman - Lilly
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“Boy, you mix drinks as bad as you mix metaphors, you'd be out of a job.”

Chris Cooper - Sam

“I don't mind you shooting at me, Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi!”
John Forsythe - Lew Hayward

“- Harp: Last time I saw you drink straight vodka was 'cause you just cheated on Cory.
- Jimmy Dix: Why don't you pour me another?
- Harp: You didn't? You gotta be crazy, partner, cheatin' on her.
- Jimmy Dix: I gotta be somethin', Harp. 'Cause nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and nail anything with a heartbeat.”
Ryan Cutrona - Harp
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“- Lori Campbell: What are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.
- Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.
- Kia Waterson: But you're always drinking.”
Monica Keena - Lori Campbell
Katharine Isabelle - Gibb
Kelly Rowland - Kia Waterson

“I'm going out for a bite to drink.”
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Sergeant Dominick Benti: You wouldn't happen to have a drink in there, would you?
- Carol Hunnicut: You're on duty.
- Sergeant Dominick Benti: I only drink when I'm on duty.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Sergeant Dominick Benti
Anne Archer - Carol Hunnicut

“- Dick Tracy: I'm on duty.
- Breathless Mahoney: What's your day off?
- Dick Tracy: Sunday.
- Breathless Mahoney: It's a big world... must be Sunday somewhere.”

Warren Beatty - Dick Tracy
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“- Ted: Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude.
- Bill: Yeah, we have to remember this place.”

Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston

“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Charlotte: What are you doing here?
- Bob Harris: A couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday and getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere. The good news is, the whiskey works.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“Folks, my firm's done a tremendous amount of marketing research and we've discovered two critical things; one: most Americans feel that Christmas is a time for family. Two: most Americans feel that in order to stand being around their family, for even one or two days, they need to swill as much alcohol as humanly possible.”
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham