Drinking quotes

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Drink your juice yet?
- David Leary: No, why?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: 'Peed in it.”
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.”
Lindsay Crouse - Ilana Green

“- Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
- Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?
- Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
- Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
Geraldine James - Mrs. Hudson

“- Edith: Can I drink this?
- Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?”

George C. Scott - Roger Swanson

“- Tully: Do you need a drink?
- Henry: Yeah, like a spider needs a fly.”
Alice Krige - Tully
Mickey Rourke - Henry

“I'm a winemaker and a wine collector, so I usually just drink wine. ”
Isiah Whitlock Jr.

“I drink too much. Will you tell me one great actor who doesn't drink?”
Robert Shaw

“- Barry Badrinath: Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
- Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath
Kevin Heffernan - Landfill

“- Grace Faraday: Where have you been all my miserable life ?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Drinking.
- Grace Faraday: That's no profession.”
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters

“You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
- Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
- Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist.”
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Jezebel Dezire: Won't you join me in a little drinkie? What's your pleasure?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Uh, what you got there looks good.
- Jezebel Dezire: I know... but I thought you'd like a little drink first.”
Ann-Margret - Jezebel Dezire
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“It is blasphemy to drink tea from a paper cup.”
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“- Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going?
- Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco
Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane

“- Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now.
- Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“- Woody Grant: I haven't been drinking.
- Kate Grant: That's what you said on our first date.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.”
Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein

“Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?”
Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
- Linda: Sure.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.”
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams
Denise Bixler - Linda

“- Largo: So, a drink?
- James Bond: Vodka martini.
- Largo: Of course.”

Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“It's only gin, you know. Only gin. I like gin.”
Ernest Thesiger - Horace Femm

“- Jake: Don't let him see you drinking!
- Suzette: I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.”
Andre Ware - Jake
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery