Drinking quotes

“- Susan Johnson: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
- Arthur Bach: It'd have to be a real big woman.”
Jill Eikenberry - Susan Johnson
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to announce that alcoholic beverages are now available as we have cleared Iranian airspace.”
Nancy Stelle - Swissair Flight Attendant

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Helen Cruger: Do you still drink coffee?
- Det. Frank Keller: Like it's going out of style.
- Helen Cruger: C'mon, I'll buy you a cup.”
Ellen Barkin - Helen Cruger
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“Curtis: Woodford!
Gerry: Woodford!”

Ryan Reynolds - Curtis
Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“- D'Artagnan: Why's Athos sitting by himself?
- Aramis: He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry; he'll be his usual charming self by morning.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Captain Healy: This is the best drink I've had since I was shot.
- Jesse Stone: It's the only drink you've had since you were shot.”
Stephen McHattie - Captain Healy
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Betty Croft: Take it easy, baby, that stuff'll rot your stomach lining.
- Fran Moore: Yeah, but I get to drink it first.”

Patti LuPone - Betty Croft
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore

“- Frank Jones: I can't get over you doing the old James Bond.
- Charles Greig: I should be so lucky. No birds, nothing stirred and not much shaken.”
Sir Michael Caine - Frank Jones
Barry Foster - Charles Greig

“Do you know why we clink glasses before drinking?... It's so that all the five senses are involved. We touch the glass. We smell the drink. We see its color. We taste it. Hearing is the only sense that doesn't participate unless we create it.”
Jacqueline Obradors - Carmen Naranjo

“Come on. Let's pay our respects to the grieving widow before she falls flat on her face, drunk.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jessie

“Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like.”
Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper

“- Andie: So what do you want to drink?
- Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.”
Molly Ringwald - Andie
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“I was off-duty one day in this bar in Washington Heights where cops didn't have to pay for their drinks. And a couple of guys came in to rob the place. I chased them into the street, shot two dead, got a third one in the leg. He'll never walk right again. Yeah. I quit drinking that day. It just wasn't as much fun after that.”

Liam Neeson - Matt Scudder

“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Dennis Dugan - Dr. Larry

“- Marion Kerby: Let's go have some dinner.
- Mr. Cosmo Topper: Oh no, we cannot eat on an empty stomach!
- Marion Kerby: Then we better have a few drinks first!”
Constance Bennett - Marion Kerby
Roland Young - Mr. Cosmo Topper

“- Tod Newton: When a lady says she isn't thirsty, she means all she can drink is champagne cocktails.
- Janie Barlow: You ought to write a book about what women want.”
Franchot Tone - Tod Newton
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“- Pearl Madison: You'll have to forgive Mr. Madison today, he's moving kinda slow. His head's hurting like it's the end of the world.
- Guillermo: You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy, ain't you?”
Don Cheadle - Pearl Madison
Michael Peña - Guillermo

“- Gowan McGland: Thanks for the drink, Frank.
- Frank Spofford: What for? You didn't finished it.”
Tom Conti - Gowan McGland
Roberts Blossom - Frank Spofford

“What if I did drink too much wine? Whose business is that anyway? Who knows how much I didn't drink?”

Meryl Streep - Helen

“When I'm sober... When I'm healthy and well... I hurt people. I'm lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.”
Jason Statham - Joey

“I can't stay in a pub and not 'ave a drink: that's cruel.”
Susan Lynch - Liz Stride

“- Kemp: You know what I think? I think we're drinking too much rum.
- Sala: There's no other way.
- Kemp: I'm getting double ashtray, and double salt pot.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank

“- Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
- Jim: [eagerly] When?”

Cleavon Little - Bart
Gene Wilder - Jim