Drinking quotes

“- Tyler Fitzgerald: Anybody can fly plane, now here: I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel there. Now put your feet on the rudder. There. Who says this ol' boy can't fly this ol' plane? Now I'm gonna make us some old fashioneds the old-fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to!
- Benjy Benjamin: What if something happens?
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Jim Backus - Tyler Fitzgerald
Buddy Hackett - Benjy Benjamin

“- Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
- Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter
Michelle Phillips - Mrs. Davis

“- James St. James: What an absolutely gorgeous day. warm sun, beautiful women...
- Carl Taylor: And the air is just right for drinking!”
Emilio Estevez - James St. James
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“- Arthur Bach: Want a drink?
- Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
- Arthur Bach: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Stephen Elliott - Burt Johnson

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“I drink therefore I am.”
W.C. Fields

Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit".

Alan Abelew - Recruiter

“Cough syrup? That's a dumb way to get loaded.”
Owen Wilson - Francis

“We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day. Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 p.m., and then stopped so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful. So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter

“Peter-Are we or are we not alcoholics?
Nikolaj-We're not alcoholics. We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter
Magnus Millang - Nikolaj

“Drink like a sailor, look like a pinup, Doll.”
Nick Kroll - Dean

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“- Charlie Sisters: You do realize that our father was stark raving mad and we got his foul blood in our veins? That was his gift to us. That blood is why we're good at what we do.
- Eli Sisters: Our father drank, Charlie.
- Charlie Sisters: Touché.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Charlie Sisters
John C. Reilly - Eli Sisters

“- Dutton Peabody: Give me a drink.
- Tom Doniphon: Bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: Just a beer!
- Tom Doniphon: The bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: A beer's not drinking!”
Edmond O'Brien - Dutton Peabody
John Wayne - Tom Doniphon

“Gin!... I knew there was something wrong with that guy. I never met a gin drinker yet that you could trust.”
Arthur O'Connell - Parnell Emmett McCarthy

“Doldrums. Doldrums. Eviler than the Devil. Boredom makes men to villains, and the water goes quick, lad, vanished. The only med'cine is drink. Keeps them sailors happy, keeps 'em agreeable, keeps 'em calm.”
Willem Dafoe - Thomas Wake

“- Danny Torrance: Man takes a drink. A drink takes the drink. And then the drink takes a man. Isn't it so, Dad?
- The Bartender: Medicine. Medicine is what it is. Bona fide cure-all. The mind is a blackboard, and this is the eraser.”
Ewan McGregor - Dan Torrance
Henry Thomas - The Bartender

“You know how I feel about my grandmother but I'd sell her for a drink.”
Frank Sinatra - Mike Connor

“- Qi'Ra: What should we drink to?
- Han Solo: Let's drink two and see where it goes.”
Emilia Clarke - Qi'ra
Alden Ehrenreich - Han Solo

“- Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
- Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Barry Fitzgerald - Michaleen Oge Flynn

“- Charlie Allnut: What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
- Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt
Katharine Hepburn - Rose Sayer

Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland