Drinking quotes

“- Colonel Erhardt: I've always suspected something wrong with a man who does not drink or smoke.
- Frederick Bronski: You mean like our Fuhrer?
- Colonel Erhardt: Yes... no!”

Charles Durning - Col. Erhardt
Mel Brooks - Dr. Frederick Bronski

“Give me a scotch. I'm starving.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Samson: You giving my friend trouble.
- Checker: Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning.
- Samson: Well, I'm here to turn back the time.”

Daniel Roebuck - Samson
Taylor Negron - Checker

“- Lois Lane: Would you like a glass of wine?
- Superman: Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.”
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane
Christopher Reeve - Superman

“I don't drink. You know, the routine grind drives me to drink. Tragedy, I take straight.”
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Captain Bully Hayes: Not much of a drinker, are you?
- Nathaniel Williamson: No.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Well, it's a useful habit sometimes.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson

- Charlie Anderson: Remember, if they ask you anything about your drinking, it's totally acceptable to say "I don't recall".
- Whip Whitaker: Hey, don't tell me how to lie about my drinking, okay? I know how to lie about my drinking. I've been lying about my drinking my whole life.
Bruce Greenwood - Charlie Anderson
Denzel Washington - Whip Whitaker

“The Richmonds are flooded, electricity's gone off. God is testing us and I for one am gonna be prepared. Where's the vodka?”
Elaine Stritch - Diane

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“- Silva: Just look at you, barely held together by your pills and your drink.
- James Bond: Don't forget my pathetic love of country.”
Javier Bardem - Silva
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“I never drink... wine.”
Béla Lugosi

“- Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
- Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
- Clark Griswold: [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Wendy Goldman - Stewardess

“- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
- Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
- Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Stacey Nelkin - Marlene

- Rick the Intern: Can I get you a soda?
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: No, I don't want a soda! No Clevelander has ever used the word "soda". Ever! Us Clevelanders use the word "pop".
Griffin Newman - Rick the Intern
Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.

“- David Clark: What the hell are you doing up? It's almost two. Where's your mom?
- Kenny Rossmore: Uh, she went for a drink with a friend.
- David Clark: When?
- Kenny Rossmore: Last week.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Will Poulter - Kenny Rossmore

“- Captain Dickson: Waiter, can a black man get some water?
- Schmidt: Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!”
Ice Cube - Captain Dickson
Jonah Hill - Schmidt

“Poor me, poor me, pour me another.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Mr. Inebriated: [To Leah] Three reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink?
- Carter: [Arriving] I'm sorry I'm late! You look beautiful... [to guy] Why are you still standing here? Walk away. Walk away ... [to Leah] I looked over and you looked like you needed a little help...”
Michael Andrew Baker - Mr. Inebriated
Michael Ealy - Carter

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl

- Jan Wolfhouse: So what else do the Germans do?
- Great Gam Gam: They also practice by drinking the urine of a ram.
- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Because of the pH balance?
- Great Gam Gam: No... because if you can drink ram's piss, fuck, you can drink almost anything.
Paul Soter - Jan Wolfhouse
Cloris Leachman - Great Gam Gam

“- Doug: You are in training my son.
- Brian: In training for what?
- Doug: For stardom. No matter how liberal this world may become, a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume, and women will be impressed with it, whether they like it or not!”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“You want to eat better? Drink less beer.”

Madeline Carroll - Molly Johnson

“- Monique: Russell, there are beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There are beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There are beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
- Russell: We're out of beer?”
Joey Lauren Adams - Monique
Taylor Negron - Russell

“- Natalie: Sure, you can buy me a drink.
- Mitch: Good to know.
- Natalie: Is that how you treat a lady who shows interest?
- Mitch: You asked for a free drink. You didn't show interest.
- Natalie: Were you expecting a blow job right out of the gate?”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch