Drinking quotes

“I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early.”
David Arquette

“You sure drink a good dinner.”

Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“- Eric Stratton: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
- Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.”
Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
Verna Bloom - Marion Wormer

“- Phil Hicks: Where's your car?
- Gardner Barnes: You're drinkin' it!”
Judd Nelson - Phil Hicks
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“- Arroyo: Do you want to drink with me?
- Bitter: I thought you didn't drink.
- Arroyo: Oh, I don't drink with the living. But tonight I come to visit the dead, to celebrate with them. Do you visit your dead ones, amigo?
- Bitter: No, but sometimes they come to visit me.”
Jimmy Smits - Arroyo
Gregory Peck - Bitter

“If you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot. But then again, I'm partial to the softer California grape.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Commander Kate Bowman: How do you propose that I explain to Houston that two of my crew went blind drinking moonshine vodka?
- Gallagher: Very carefully?”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
- Professor Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking?
- Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Anne Archer - Professor Molly McCarthy

Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "reach for it, mister"! I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've... (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Jim

“A little honey a day keeps the bourbon away.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Hamilton Swan: I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
- Meg Swan: That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.”
Michael Hitchcock - Hamilton Swan
Parker Posey - Meg Swan

“- Moving Man 2: You got any beer?
- Julia: There's some in the fridge.
- Larry: Why don't I get it? I've got nothing better to do.”
Oliver Parker - Moving Man 2
Clare Higgins - Julia
Andrew Robinson - Larry

“Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“- Helen Sinclair: Two martinis please, very dry.
- David Shayne: How'd you know what I drank?
- Helen Sinclair: Oh, you want one too? Three.”
Dianne Wiest - Helen Sinclair
John Cusack - David Shayne

“Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.”
Anthony Rapp - Tony

“- Mason Woods: Would you like tea or whiskey?
- Justice Dan Snow: Both. No, skip the tea, I don't want to overdo it.”
James Stephens - Mason Woods
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow

“If we're going for a drink, I want to be alive to enjoy it!”

Trevor Howard - Jack Cartwright

“- Barbara Land: Do you have to drink in front of me?
- Art Land: You're an adult. Cope.”

Annette Bening - Barbara Land
Jack Nicholson - Art Land

“I'm not drinkin' and drivin'! I drank before I drove.”
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- Oliver: He's paying me hourly.
- Vincent: I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink.
- Maggie: You're drinking alcohol?
- Vincent: ...I honestly don't remember.”
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver
Bill Murray - Vincent
Melissa McCarthy - Maggie

“- Lloyd Christmas: Cheers!
- Fraida: Whoa! Wait. Where'd you get that?
- Lloyd Christmas: The Slurpee machine in the back.
- Fraida: That's embalming fluid.
- Lloyd Christmas: Oh. Does it have aspartame?
- Fraida: No.
- Lloyd Christmas: Cool.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Kathleen Turner - Fraida

“- Young Lover at Picnic: Would you care for some wine?
- Dracula: I never drink wine... oh, what the hell. Let me try it.”
Ben Livingston - Young Lover at Picnic
Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula

“I haven't had a drink in a lotta years, but now I'm gonna have me a cold beer.”
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

“Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!”

Bruce Dern - Woody Grant