Drinking quotes

“- Francine Fishpaw: I'll never be able to show my face in church again! I'll be excommunicated because of you!
- Elmer Fishpaw: Stop that yammering and fix me a drink!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- George Newman: I need a drink.
- Bob Steckler: You don't drink.
- George Newman: Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.”
Weird Al - George Newman
David Bowe - Bob Steckler

“What do you want? Coke, Pepsi, saline IV?”
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder

“- Det. Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for?
- Lt. Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.
- Det. Jim Campbell: I use Jack Daniels!
- Lt. Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell
Steven Seagal - Lt. Jack Cole

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to
begin with it's just compounding the felony.”
Robert Charles Benchley

“People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“- Ronald Camp: I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
- Ace Ventura: Be sure that you do! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed!”
Udo Kerr - Ronald Camp
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- David Halloran: You people actually drink this stuff?
- Margaret Sellinger: No we just like to put it in our cups and stare at it.
- David Halloran: Tastes too much like, boiled water.
- Margaret Sellinger: It is boiled water.
- David Halloran: I knew there was a reason.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

- Troy: They serve a drink here called "The Stunned Mallet" and serve it in a coconut shell. You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.
- Annette: And your point is?
- Troy: My point is I want to buy you... two of them.
John Calvin - Troy
Annette Funicello - Annette

“I don't know if I started drinking 'cause my wife left me or my wife left me 'cause I started drinking, but fuck it anyway.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Kay King: Brod, I'm so flattered that you could come! George told me not even to bother inviting you because you never show up at these affairs.
- Brod: I figured, what the hell, the booze is free and maybe I'll get laid.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Broderick Crawford - Brod

- Victoria Grant: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to sleep, I'm so tired.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: I'll get you a cognac.
- Victoria Grant: That'll help me sleep?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: No, but it makes staying awake a hell of a lot more fun.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- James Bowie: Where did you hear that?
- William Travis: Men tend to talk when they drink; your men tend to drink.”

Jason Patric - James Bowie
Patrick Wilson - William Travis

I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“- Jesse James: Drinking whiskey? You're too young to be drinking whiskey.
- Jim Younger: Not too young to shoot a man, not too young to drink whiskey!”

Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gregory Smith - Jim Younger

“- General Perez: Drink, Elgyn?
- Elgyn: Constantly.”

Dan Hedaya - General Perez
Michael Wincott - Elgyn

“Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.”

Amy Poehler - Maggie

“Shots. Tequila. I figure, you're gonna drink, why fuck around?”
Edie Falco - Marly Temple

“- Alice Miller: He landed fine last night. That much we know.
- Benjy Stone: So where is he?
- Sy Benson: Where else? Drinking and humping!”

Anne De Salvo - Alice Miller
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone
Bill Macy - Sy Benson

“- Florence: As I live and breathe and wear spats, the prince.
- Jim: You been doing experiments with scotch and soda again?”

Glenda Farrell - Florence
Frank McHugh - Jim

“- Xavier Quinn: You want a beer, Jump?
- Jump Jones: Do the damned need salvation?”
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn
Art Evans - Jump Jones

“The wine will always whisper into your mouth with complete, unabashed honesty every time you take a sip.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“- Geoffrey Firmin: Have a drink with me.
- Yvonne Firmin: No, you'll have one. I'll cheer.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin
Jacqueline Bisset - Yvonne Firmin

“- Benjy Stone: Mr. Swann, I was supposed to watch you, remember?
- Alan Swann: Good. Watch this.”

Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann