Drinking quotes

“We're out in the desert, so bring some beer!”
Matthew Modine - Will Parker

“No weezing the juice.”
Erick Avari - Raji

“Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.”
Toby Radloff - Dickie

“- Dixie: Want anything? A drink?
- C.D. Bales: Yeah, but if I ask for another one, give it to me.”
Shelley Duvall - Dixie
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“- Doyle's Sponsor: What happened in court today?
- Doyle Gipson: I'm in a bar. What does that tell you?
- Doyle's Sponsor: It tells me that you're really angry. And that anger has gotten you into the one place in the world you shouldn't be.”
William Hurt - Doyle's Sponsor
Samuel L. Jackson - Doyle Gipson

“- Charlie: Listen, can I ask you a personal question?
- Maverick: That depends.
- Charlie: Are you a good pilot?
- Maverick: I can hold my own.
- Charlie: Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
- Maverick: I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo! Great Mav, real slick.”
Kelly McGillis - Charlie
Tom Cruise - Maverick

“- The Stranger: No whiskey. No rum.
- Lucy Ikos: Alcohol's illegal this month. Folks have hard enough time in the dark without booze making it worse.
- The Stranger: Well forget about... the liquor, Lucy. Just bring me a bowl of raw hamburger.”
Ben Foster - The Stranger
Elizabeth Hawthorne - Lucy Ikos

“- Paul Blake: I'll buy you a beer. It's on me.
- Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers: Now it's on you.”

Scott Bakula - Paul Blake
Tom Whitenight - Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers

“- Avner: What kind of work do you do?
- Jeanette the Dutch Assassin: The kind that drives you to drink.”
Eric Bana - Avner

“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk... Very drunk indeed.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
- Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
- Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
- Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.”
Trevor Howard - Sir Henry Rawlinson

“I will only smoke once... a day. And I will only have a drink once a week… I mean a day.”
Ellen Burstyn - Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker

“- Cole Younger: Bob, get me some bandages.
- Jesse James: And some whiskey. I think this time we'll make an exception.”

Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Woods: I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger. Make it a Harvey Oswald.
- Sam Simms: What's the difference?
- Woods: Oswald has three shots.”
Timothy Busfield - Woods
Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- Cop at Apartment: How many have you had to drink?
- Lynn: One... after another.”
Frank Girardeau - Cop at Apartment
Park Overall - Lynn

“I think the blindness is an allergic reaction to the cat and all the tea you've been drinking...”

Sean Astin - Izzy

“- Sammy: I could use a beer.
- Brian: I could use a tranquilizer.”
Laura Linney - Sammy
Matthew Broderick - Brian

“- Barney: Oh, shit. You drank me out of tequila.
- Zach: It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.”
John Ritter - Zach
Vincent Gardenia - Barney

- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")

“- Shakes the Clown: Kid, what are you doing?
- Obnoxious Kid at Party: I had to go to the bathroom.
- Shakes the Clown: On my head?
- Obnoxious Kid at Party: This is my bathroom, not your bedroom, you big drunken mess.”
Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

- Tim Madden: Should you drink?
- Dougy Madden: Six months ago, they told me to stop or I was dead. I stopped. Now the spirits circle around my bed and they tell me to dance. I tell 'em, "tough guys don't dance." They answer me, "keep dancing".
Ryan O'Neal - Tim Madden
Lawrence Tierney - Dougy Madden

“- Willie Brodax: How 'bout a beer?
- Bonita Friml: That's no good for a radiator!
- Willie Brodax: Thought it might start your motor.
- Bonita Friml: I haven't got a motor!
- Willie Brodax: You will.”
Ken Wahl - Willie Brodax
Bette Midler - Bonita Friml

“- Officer: Could you turn the radio down please?
- Bombay: Yeah, I guess it was a widdle noisy.
- Officer: A widdle? Okay...blood, breath, or urine?
- Bombay: No thanks. I'm full.”
Bill Schoppert - Official (Hawks)
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.”
Michael Pitt - Matthew