Drinking quotes

“- Ed: You gonna thank me then?
- Shaun: For what?
- Ed: Tidying up!
- Shaun: Doesn't look that tidy.
- Ed: Well, I had a few beers when I finished.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“[pushes one kid in the water] Hey, don't pee in the water!
[pushes another kid in the water] Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!”
Tom Hodges - Lars

“- Uncle Bubba: All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.
- Jesus Shuttlesworth: Wet your beak?”
Bill Nunn - Uncle Bubba
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“- James Bond: Miss Kennedy would you get me a medium-dry Vodka Martini?
- Pam Bouvier: Why don't you ask...
- James Bond: Shaken! Not stirred.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Carey Lowell - Pam Bouvier

“- Danny Muldoon: Theresa is probably a little nervous, you know, being here with us and all. You know, you can understand that.
- Rose Muldoon: It's the first signs of alcoholism.
- Danny Muldoon: What?
- Rose Muldoon: I read it in Reader's Digest.
- Theresa Luna: Rose, I can assure you I'm not an alcoholic.
- Rose Muldoon: Denial - that's...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon
Ally Sheedy - Theresa Luna

“That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out.”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
- Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was beer.
- Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer.
- Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

“- Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
- George: Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?”
Bill Raymond - George

“The best drink in existance is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick.”
Stephen Fry - The Guide

Don't you hate it when you get so dadgum drunk, you look in your pocket the next day and there's some girl's number with a name and you don't know nothing about it? So you call her up and you hear this, "Hello?" "Yeah, is Debbie there?" "This is Debbie." "I ain't drinkin' no more".
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“Choke back the tears when there's no Coca-Cola - you've got - life by the throat when you're drinking Coke. Under the hot sun, when the day is done, and you're dying of thirst, there's only one drink, it's universal.”

Tim Finn - Phillip

“- Juice: You're in a lot of trouble today little man.
- Carl Quigley: Yes, because today I have been drinking vodka.”
Tone Loc - Juice
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“Fuck Hawaii. Let's go to Ireland. We'll stop in every bar and have a drink.”

Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat

“- Caleb Colton: You didn't get me a beer, did you?
- Caleb's Friend: You're gonna have to support your own bad habits.”
Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Leo Geter - Caleb's Friend

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe?
- Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.”
Richard Dysart - Coy LaHood
Clint Eastwood - Preacher

“We're drunks, not fools.”
Nick Moran - Aramis

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“Some people like cheap wine and valium. Other people like swans with zesty take-out!”
Mariah Carey - Raychel

“- Dennis Fitch: Tell you what. We'll all have a beer when we get this sucker down.
- Al Haynes: I don't drink, but I'll sure as hell have one on that!”

Arthur Rosenberg - Dennis Fitch
Charlton Heston - Captain Al Haynes

“I gotta get a drink. Sobriety's killing me.”
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“Stay away from ginger ale and tequila. It's a bitch!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly

“- Nick Frescia: Generally I recommend my men stay away from vodka, and stick with scotch and bourbon.
- Jo Ann: Why is that?
- Nick Frescia: So the brass will know they're drunk and not stupid.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Athos: You fight like a man. See if you can drink like one.
- D'Artagnan: I'll drink anything you put in front of me.
- Athos: Famous last words... What should we drink to?
- D'Artagnan: Let's drink to love.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan