Drinking quotes

“I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'.”
Randy Quaid - Russell Casse

“I drink. And when I drink, I move in the wrong direction.”
Faye Dunaway - Wanda Wilcox

“- Casey Ryback: I was just wondering what the girl in the corner there was drinking?
- Kelly, Barmaid: You mean the little girl with the tonic and lime, and the bad I.D.?
- Casey Ryback: That's the one.”

Steven Seagal - Casey Ryback
Sandra Taylor - Kelly, Barmaid

“- Robert: If you wanted some privacy, you could just drink at home.
- Bill: No. That's called alcoholism.”
Rafer Weigel - Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“- Brian: I'll stick with the brew.
- Doug: Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Patricia: Lentil delight, dandelion salad, goat's cheese.
- James Bond: Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras - Strasbourg.”
Prunella Gee - Patricia
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
- Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?
- Bartender: ...It's like beer...
- Dusty Bottoms: Is it fattening?
- Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?”
Martin Hayter Short - Ned Nederlander
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“- Martha Hackett: Why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat?
- Henry Hackett: No caffeine.”

Marisa Tomei - Martha Hackett
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Let's examine the evidence. Look! All bottles and gallon jugs!
- Elise Elliot Atchison: I had guests!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Who? Guns N' Roses?”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Evelyn: Does it still hurt?
- Larry: What? Oh. No, only when I drink.”

Gay Baynes - Evelyn
Andrew Robinson - Larry

“- Frank: I got a book and a bottle of whisky. I think I'll take them to the park and see which one I finish first.
- Helen Cooney: I'll bet on the bottle.
- Frank: I wouldn't bet against you.”
Richard Harris - Frank
Shirley MacLaine - Helen Cooney

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“- Trish: Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?
- Diane: Nothing. She drinks too much milk.”
Michelle Michaels - Trish
Gina Smika Hunter - Diane

“- Harry Mitchell: Why don't you get the young fella another whiskey, Jeff?
- Greg: No, no really, I'm a two pot screamer.
- Jeff Mitchell: I'm a bit like that myself, two and I'm anybody's.”
Jack Thompson - Harry Mitchell
John Polson - Greg
Russell Crowe - Jeff Mitchell

“I usually drink my dinner.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“- Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
- Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“- Sheriff Andrew Kyle: Julia, are you drunk?
- Julia Tate Moon: Sheriff Kyle, you know I don't drink.”
Richard Bradford - Sheriff Andrew Kyle
Mary Steenburgen - Julia Tate Moon

“- Cash Bailey: Where you going?
- Jack Benteen: Get me a tequila.
- Cash Bailey: I got people'll get you a drink, Jack.
- Jack Benteen: I like getting things for myself, Cash.”
Powers Boothe - Cash Bailey
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen

“I may drink just a little bit too much and play with the girls a little bit and steal a little bit; but, you're out of your god damn mind if you think I'm gonna kill General Patton!”
Patrick McGoohan - Col. Mike McCauley

“- Jackie: What're you doing here?
- Browning: Having cough medicine, what're you doing here?
- Jackie: This isn't cough medicine, it's brandy.
- Browning: So I lied.”
Jane Seymour - Jackie
Chevy Chase - Browning

“- Jake Scully: I thought you were a bartender, not a priest.
- Douglas: That's right, I'm a bartender.
- Jake Scully: Then keep the fucking glass filled!
- Douglas: Keep your own glass filled.”
Craig Wasson - Jake Scully
B.J. Jones - Douglas

“- Jeannie: Hey Daddy, what are you doing?
- Joey: Shut up and drink your beer!”
Kelsey Mulrooney - Jeannie
John Travolta - Joey

“- Young Deborah: What are you doing?
- Young Noodles: Give me a drink.
- Young Deborah: We're closed. Nice people don't drink on Pesach, they go to the synagogue.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Young Deborah
Scott Schutzman Tiler - Young Noodles

“- Martin: Um...other end, madam.
- Elizabeth: Whoops! That was a great flight, wasn't it? I mean it was so quick.
- Martin: I've never seen you quite so thirsty, ma'am.
- Elizabeth: Well would you believe, Martin, that I'd never tasted vodka before this trip?
- Martin: Could have fooled me, ma'am.
- Elizabeth: Come on then, let's rock and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Simon Kunz - Martin
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?”

Sandy Baron - Morty