Drinking quotes

“You know how to make a RedEye?”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- CC Bloom: Hmm. Marge, you ought to cut down on the gasoline. It's bad for the complexion.
- Hillary: She could be dead.
- CC Bloom: Nah. If she was dead she would've dropped the bottle.”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom
Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney Essex

“- Garrett Breedlove: You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks.
- Aurora Greenway: To break the ice?
- Garrett Breedlove: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.”
Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“- May-Alice Culhane: I am not ready for this. When I get stronger I will quit drinking.
- Chantelle: If you keep drinking you won't get any stronger.”
Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane
Alfre Woodard - Chantelle

“Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!”

Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter

“- Ann: And here's some hydrogen peroxide.
- Joseph Turner White: I don't drink.
- Ann: It's for your finger.”

Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White

“How, unless you drink as I do, can you hope to understand the beauty of an old indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“As the year draws to a close... I would like to share with you just a few things about myself, things of which I'm especially proud. First, I am proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink. To our dear friends, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.”

Tom Amandes - Hal

“- Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
- Ben Sanderson: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Rachel: Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?
- Lil: Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do we serve water in this bar?”
Bridget Moynahan - Rachel
Maria Bello - Lil

“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“- Cop: Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
- Moses: I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“- Terri: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
- Ben Sanderson: Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much, Terri.”
Valeria Golino - Terri
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Bung: Do I detect the unmistakable tang of Ye Olde Tiger?
- Harry: Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away.
- Bung: Just one of my many talents.”
John Hargreaves - Bung
Graham Kennedy - Harry

“I didn't want no Cokes! Who said I was thirsty?”
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“- Helen Sinclair: I haven't had a drink since New Year's Eve.
- Sid Loomis: You're talking Chinese New Year's.
- Helen Sinclair: Naturally. Still, that's two days, Sid! You know how long that is for me?”
Dianne Wiest - Helen Sinclair
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Sid Loomis

“- Vic: You're a weak man.
- Tommy: Yeah, I know. That's why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.”

Steven Randazzo - Vic
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Tom: This is supposed to be good for cigarette mouth. Do you smoke?
- Alice: When I drink or go out at night, I smoke. I live dangerously - on the edge. I'm no kindergarten teacher.”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom
Chloë Sevigny - Alice

“You drank everything in this state. Try Nevada!”

Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Customs Officer: Do you have a drinking problem, Mr Brown?
- Jamie Shannon: I thought there might be a problem with the water.”

Olu Jacobs - Customs Officer
Christopher Walken - Jamie Shannon

“A thinning gene pool is a terrible thing to witness. Ah, civilization's crowning achievement: the cocktail hour.”
Geraldine McEwan - Miss Scattergoods

“- Jasper Blubber: You drink, of course?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Why not?
- Jasper Blubber: One gin sling!
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I'd rather have a brandy.”
John Houseman - Jasper Blubber
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
- Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!”
Corey Feldman - Mouth
Anne Ramsey - Mama Fratelli

“I've always been a tequila man.”
Michael Paré - Tom Cody

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: Welcome to Supper! How 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?
- Chris Thorne: Thank you, Judge. You know, there's nothing better at the end of a long day on the road than a nice warm glass of Hawaiian Punch.”
Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne