Drinking quotes

“- Rachel Marron: So, can we get you anything?
- Frank Farmer: Yeah, orange juice.
- Rachel Marron: Straight?”
Whitney Houston - Rachel Marron
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“- Ceil: Don't you wanna hit the hot spots and drink Champagne from my slipper?
- Abe: I can't take that much liquid.”
Renée Lippin - Ceil
Josh Mostel - Abe

“If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.”
Alison Eastwood - Mandy Nicholls

“Next time you're following me, you can buy me a drink.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“- Dede Truitt: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
- Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby?
- Dede Truitt: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“- Porthos: Champagne?
- Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
- Porthos: You're right - something red.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Red: When we drink piss, we drink it cold!
- Murdock: What?
- Red: We don't drink piss!”
Kevin Durand - Red
M.C. Gainey - Murdock

Someone reminded me I once said "Greed is good". Now it seems it's legal. Because everyone is drinking the same Kool Aid.
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Porthos: This wine is rejuvenating.
- D'Artagnan: Don't get too rejuvenated.”
Steve Speirs - Porthos
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“Drinking don't bother my memory. If it did, I wouldn't drink. I couldn't. You see, I'd forget how good it was, then where'd I be? Start drinking water, again.”
Walter Brennan - Eddie

“Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst on ya tonight. I've never seen a man drinking two pints at the same time.”
James Nesbitt - Pig Finn

“I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“People are gonna drink! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging... what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a businessman!”

Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“- Ben Sanderson: I think when I'm done with this I'll have a gin and tonic.
- L.A. Bartender: Do you know what time it is? You should be drinking coffee. You're a young guy. It's none of my business, but if you could see what I see, you wouldn't be doing this to yourself.”
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson
Graham Beckel - L.A. Bartender

“- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
- Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“You would drink, too, if you knew the world half as well as I do.”
Hugh Jackman - Gerald Root

“- Tom the Bartender: How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
- Paul Hackett: You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?”
John Heard - Tom the Bartender
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett

“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
W.C. Fields

“- McKeon: His brain's not working too good right now, but from what I can tell, Maubee bet him ten thousand dollars he couldn't do what he did.
- Xavier Quinn: Which was what?
- McKeon: Drink whatever it is he's throwing up there.”

Ron Taylor - McKeon
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn

“We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo

- "Dancer": A guy comes in and buys a drink. He goes out and somebody kills him. What are we supposed to do? Give the customers insurance with the drinks?
- Nick Charles: Not a bad idea.
Joseph Calleia - "Dancer"
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?
- Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!”
Paula J. Newman - Annoying Lady
Breckin Meyer - Dylan

“- Soda Customer: Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?
- Enid: Medium? Why sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know, I'm only telling because we're such good friends, medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.”
Brian Jacobs - Soda Customer
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Pastor: Now, let's have a drink!
- Jesse James: In the church?
- Pastor: Communion!”
Richard Andrew Jones - Pastor
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Buddy Young, Jr.: Who do you have to screw to get a vodka?
- Sidney: Me.
- Buddy Young, Jr.: Make it a ginger ale.”
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.
Richard Mehana - Sidney