Drinking quotes

“Like the fat man said, if you have to be careful not to drink too much, it's because you're not to be trusted when you do.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“I had to get out of Beverly Hills! I sold my home there because I do like to drink a bit, but my neighbors were far too health conscious. Most of them hypocrites. We moved to Miami, where parties and drinking socially are a way of life. In California, people drink secretly, behind closed doors.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Policeman: You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix.
- George Webber: You could have fooled me.”
William Lucking - Policeman
Dudley Moore - George Webber

“- Lazarus: Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?
- O'Niel: Yes...
- Lazarus: At least you have some sense left.”
Frances Sternhagen - Lazarus
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel

“- Clinic Barman: Can I get you something, sir?
- James Bond: Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”

Victor Schefé - Clinic Barman
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Larry: How did they finally get to you?
- Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
- Larry: What's a grasshopper?
- Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...”

Skipp Sudduth - Larry
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Valkyrie: I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget... and to die, one day.
- Thor: Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you.
- Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tessa Thompson - Valkyrie
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to.”
Simon Baker

“Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.”
Carmen Electra

“- El Mariachi: What do you think?
- Fideo: I don't think, I drink.”
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
Marco Leonardi - Fideo

“- Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
- Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
- Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson

“Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?”
Nick Frost - Ed

“- Samuel: Still hung over?
- Tristan: Still drunk!”
Henry Thomas - Samuel Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“- Danny Noonan: I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
- Pat Noonan: How many Cokes?
- Danny Noonan: Four or five.
- Pat Noonan: What are you, a diabetic?
- Danny Noonan: I don't know!”
Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan
Ron Frank - Pat Noonan

“Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Gimme the strongest thing you got.... On second thought, how about a black Russian?
- Waiter: Very well sir.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Tom McGreevey - Waiter

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Do you wanna go back or not?
- Dr. Josiah Boone: No! I want another drink.”

George Bancroft - Marshal Curly Wilcox
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“- Gus: We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect.
- Jim Street: And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!”

James DuMont - Gus
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Michael Alig: You could be my boyfriend.
- Keoki: Oh actually, I’m not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes.
- Michael Alig: Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki

“Tourists? We're not talkng about tourists here, we're talking about mom! And I know you, you don't drink unless you're nervous.”

Matt Dillon - Chris Lloyd

“I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!”
Glynis Johns - Elsie

“- Priest: If you begin drinking again, what will happen?
- Dave Robicheaux: I would lose everything.
- Priest: But knowing this, knowing that you would lose everything, you would lose your wife, your business, and your self-respect, still, you want to drink.
- Dave Robicheaux: Yes I do.
- Priest: You're absolved of your sins. Go in peace.”
Christopher Kriesa - Priest
Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

“- Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
- Mandy Cohen: Led by a bottle, more like.”
John Marwood Cleese - Wise Man #1
Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen

“I've been watching you all night, and you've been drinking like a fish. Trying to get your courage up? We're only bringing in a shipment of booze, it's got so you're even scared to do that. Maybe you just better stay home tonight, with Eve.”

James Woods - Max