Driving quotes

“- Donny Astricky: Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!
- Driver 1: Asshole!
- Driver 2: Learn how to drive!
- Donny Astricky: [shuts the car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Niki Lauda: It's terrible. Drives like a pig.
- Lauda's Mechanic: Oh, you can't say that.
- Niki Lauda: Why not?
- Lauda's Mechanic: It's a Ferrari!”

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Vincent Riotta - Lauda's Mechanic

“- Streebek: You know, Friday, we're allowed to go 55... On some occasions, even faster.
- Friday: I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit, Streebeck. But, did it ever occur to you that, by going eight miles an hour slower, we might save some gasoline and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers out there who pay our salaries?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
- Fletcher Reede: Depends on how long you were following me!
- Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
- Fletcher Reede: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Carreiro - Cop
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“- Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.
- Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.
- Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.”
Charlie Sheen - Himself
Lindsay Lohan - Herself

“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”
Tracey Walter - Miller

“Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.”

Jon Cryer - Duckie

“Look here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, nigger. Come on, baby, keep it together.”

Clifton Powell - Pinky

“- Sally Carrera: Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.
- Lightning McQueen: How do you mean?
- Sally Carrera: The road didn't cut through the land like that interstate. It moved with the land, it rose, it fell, it curved. Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.”

Bonnie Hunt - Sally Carrera
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

- Loretta Lynn: Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo - that's my husband - he'll get to acting horny.
- Speedy West: What!
- Loretta Lynn: And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say, "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches"!
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Billy Strange - Speedy West

“You really think the pilot is controlling this plane? That would really scare me.”
John Cusack - Nick Falzone

“- Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Hit it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Mouse: Oh You are a terrible driver!
- Bravestone: What are you talking about? I just passed my driver’s test last month, again.”
Kevin Hart - Mouse
The Rock - Bravestone

“- Taxi Driver: If you can use me again sometime, call this number.
- Marlowe: Day and night?
- Taxi Driver: Uh, night's better. I work during the day.”
Joy Barlow - Taxi Driver
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.”
Aaron Paul

“- Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, asshole!
- Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the asshole?”
Michelle Monaghan - Rachel Holloman
Shia LaBeouf - Jerry Shaw

“- Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
- Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
- Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!”
Brian Le Baron - Parking Attendant
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin and is presently out tooling around the countryside in a hopped up orange and black 1977 Mustang?”
Richard Jaeckel - George Fox

“- Debora: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?
- Baby: Yesterday.
- Debora: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have, just me, my music, and the road.”
Lily James - Debora
Ansel Elgort - Baby

“Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?”

Matt Dillon - Randy

“I drove up here today. I love driving. You run across so many interesting people.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Chester! You just went through a stop sign.
- Chester: I can't help it. I don't like to read when I drive.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
T.K. Carter - Chester

“- Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
- Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.”

Alison Pill - Jane
Steve Carrell - Dan