Eating quotes

“I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.”
Eric Bogosian - Phido the Vulture

“Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a cold lunch. In the cafeteria.”

Brenda Devine - Mrs. Spinnler

“- Doyle Johnson: I don't want to have to eat you!
- Bud Macintosh: I don't want you to eat me either.”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- ... & I: We're leaving in half an hour.
- Withnail: Half an hour? Don't be ridiculous. I need at least an hour for lunch.”
Paul McGann - ... & I
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat.”
Max Minghella - Graham Hawtrey

“It's like a gypsy curse, it's terrible. The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.”
Lana Turner

“- Mary Fiore: That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese.
- Massimo: Sì, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.”
Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Justin Chambers - Massimo

“Life is just too short to count calories forever!”
Debi Mazar

- Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
- Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Freddie Highmore - Charlie Bucket
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“- Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa.
- Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training.
- Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?”
J. Evan Bonifant - Michael 'Tum Tum' Douglas
Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Shintaro

“Lunch - lunch is a lot of things, lunch is difficult.”
Matt O'Leary - The Brain

“Eat to live. Don't live to eat.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?”

Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.”

David Spade - Richard

“- Creepy: Hey, pretty lady. You taste good.
- Serleena: Yeah, you too.”

Michael Bailey Smith - Creepy
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

- Reporter: Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"?
- Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.
Robert Leh - Reporter
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Sit, adjust, pray, attack.”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Zack Mayo

“- Nick Chen: Beef intestine noodle?
- Danny Wallace: Uh, no.
- Nick Chen: You wanna be Chinese, you gotta eat the gross stuff.”
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace

“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”

Peter Riegert - Mac

“They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their victims, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!”

David Crawford - Dr. Foster

“- Eddie Brock: You bit somebody's head off.
- Venom: Fuel in the tank.”
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock
Tom Hardy - Venom

“I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite