Flirting quotes

“- Andie: Unattached?
- Ben: Currently.
- Andie: Likewise.
- Ben: Surprising.
- Andie: Psycho?
- Ben: Rarely. Interested?
- Andie: Perhaps.
- Ben: Hungry?
- Andie: Starving.
- Ben: Leaving?
- Andie: Now?”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“None of your quibbling. None of your questioning. None of your doubts. This is positive, you see. This is affirmative, you see. This is final, you see. You're going to marry me, you see!”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin

“- Anna Baragli: Wow. You were... in the joint. Doing... hard time. You know, it's funny, but that excites me. I seem to have a thing for sinners.
- Hudson Hawk: I seem to have a thing for sinning.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Paden: Stella. Are you the Midnight Star herself?
- Stella: I am. I'm always there, but I only shine at night.”
Kevin Kline - Paden
Linda Hunt - Stella

“- Robyn Lee: He's the First Sergeant of your company, he's not somebody you want to piss off. You realise he's gonna cut your balls off.
- Ray Elwood: Yeah, probably.
- Robyn Lee: So, what if I stay? There's a chance you're going to lose your balls, do you think I'm worth it?
- Ray Elwood: Yeah, sure, why not?”

Anna Paquin - Robyn Lee
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“There's something you should know about me. I'm very choosy. I'm also very suspicious; very irrational, and I have a very short temper. I'm also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know.”

Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“- Bob McGraw: Wanna fool around? Wanna get married? Want fellatio or what? If I'm being too forward, just tell me to back off.
- Heather Merriweather: Um, how about a name first.”
Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw
Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather

- Paul Morgan: I'm flattered, but I'm sorry, I'm not interested. You're not my type.
- Rachel Logan: I'm everyone's type! "I'm not your type"? A simple "I'm married" would have done you, scumbag. You are dead meat, pal.
Scott Bakula - Paul Morgan
Linda Hamilton - Rachel Logan

“- Sara: Listen, Chip, I understand the courage it takes to walk across a room and try to generate a relationship out of thin air, so don't take the following personally...
- Chip: You have fantastic eyes.
- Sara: Thanks, try to listen. I..., this is no reflection on you, I'm just not interested. But thank you for the compliment of coming over.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eva Mendes - Sara
David Wike - Chip

“- Ginny: You never look at me like that.
- Louis Blore: You never look like that.”
Virginia O'Brien - Ginny
Red Skelton - Louis Blore

“- The Devil: Make it impossible for him to work his macho machinations onto any more unsuspecting female.
- God: And how do I do that?
- The Devil: Easy. Make him a woman.”

Bruce Payne - The Devil
Richard Provost - God

“- Kevin: There's this... uh, full moon out tonight.
- Kathryn: What, are you gonna turn into a werewolf or something like that?”
Tate Donovan - Kevin Donaldson
Lea Thompson - Kathryn Fairly

“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Claire Bloom - Hera
Susan Fleetwood - Athena

“- Heckeler: When you stage kiss, do you use tounges or no tounges?
- Sadie: Look, you.
- Heckeler: Come on, I'm only having a joke!
- Sadie: Oh, Look. My boyfriend's here.”
Sam Smart - Heckeler
Sadie Frost - Sadie

“- Courtney: What's up?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you?
- Courtney: Nothing...what's up with you?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you.
- Courtney: Nothing...”

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Johnathon Schaech - Leather Coat Guy

“- Tracy: What did you do for girls up here?
- Jack McCann: I guess we did without. Unlike some people I know.
- Tracy: Suppose I'd been here. Would you have given me a second glance?
- Jack McCann: No. My darling Tracy, I never would have taken my eyes off you.”
Theresa Russell - Tracy
Gene Hackman - Jack McCann

“- Mrs. Gloria Teasdale: The future of Freedonia rest on you. Promise me you'll follow in the footsteps of my husband.
- Rufus T. Firefly: How do you like that? I haven't been on the job five minutes and already she's making advances to me.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Paul DuChard: Anything wrong?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead.
- Paul DuChard: Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men.”

Fernando Lamas - Paul DuChard
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Dutch Van Den Broeck: I wondered if you'd come.
- Kay Chandler: Guy like you, girl like me. What reason could there be not to? Sorry I'm late.”
Harrison Ford - Dutch Van Den Broeck
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“- Paul: I'm awfully sorry to intrude, but I was so... struck with your beauty that I thought perhaps I could offer you a glass of champagne. Is this seat taken?
- Jeanne: No.”
Marlon Brando - Paul
Maria Schneider - Jeanne

“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Thump. When you think about him you can't eat, you can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?
- Dagney: That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that.
- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me.”
Andy Garcia - Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia
Gabrielle Anwar - Dagney

“- Marv Gomez: Where you goin'?
- Ken: Home.
- Marv Gomez: The night's just beginning!
- Ken: For you maybe, but...
- Marv Gomez: Nothin' happening? That used to be my problem, before I started wearing leather.”
Chick Vennera - Marv Gomez
John Friedrich - Ken

“- Natalie Connors: You make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
- Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.”
Hilary Duff - Natalie Connors
Frankie Muniz - Cody Banks

“- Bess: You have a visitor in there, a Miss Sophie De Vega.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Pretty?
- Bess: Prettier than me, but I'm easier.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I'm saving you for the rainy season.”
Stockard Channing - Bess
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Terry Brogan: Can I buy you a drink or something?
- Jessie Wyler: Nope.
- Terry Brogan: How about a taco?”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler