Flirting quotes

“- Marlene: How about if I just go home with you and we go to bed together?
- Harvey Holroyd: We could do that. Sure.”
Stacey Nelkin - Marlene
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Dan: Do you have any children?
- Anna: No.
- Dan: Would you like some?
- Anna: Yes, but not today.”
Jude Law - Dan
Julia Roberts - Anna

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Skylar: Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
- Will Hunting: Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
- Skylar: What?
- Will Hunting: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.”
Minnie Driver - Skylar
Matt Damon - Will Hunting

“- Walker: There is never enough time.
- Melissa: Time for what?
- Walker: To satisfy a woman.
- Melissa: Then you never want to miss an opportunity.”
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker
Mia Sara - Melissa

“- Nikki: What you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.
- Darnell: Uh, now... when did we establish that you were my woman?
- Nikki: When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.”
Tangie Ambrose - Nikki
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright

“I know looks aren't everything... but they can help so much!”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford

“If this dress were walking down the boulevard all by itself, I would follow it from one end of Paris to the other, and when I caught up with it, I would say, 'Wait a moment, you charming little dress. I want you to meet Ninotchka...you two were meant for each other'.”

Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“- Count Leon d'Algout: What kind of a girl are you, anyway?
- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Just what you see. A tiny cog in the great wheel of evolution.
- Count Leon d'Algout: You're the most adorable cog I've ever seen.”
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka

“- Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
- Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?
- Maggie: I want you to be my friend.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Vijay: Is he still there?
- Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!”
Vijay Amritraj - Vijay
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited.
- Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.
- Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional.
- Batman: You trying to get under...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman

“When I do it, it's called flirting. When you do it, it's called sexual harassment.”
Danny Huston - Lawrence Maddox

“I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually, Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hip in far out ways.”

Christopher Daniel Barnes - Greg Brady

“- Andre Marek: What I mean is there someone... that you see?
- Lady Claire: Do I see? Nobody... It is possible they are hiding on the shore or... in the woods. They could be anywhere.”

Gerard Butler - Andre Marek
Anna Friel - Lady Claire

“I'm fascinated by that creature. Richer than me? Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again. Excuse me.”

George Clooney - Miles

“- Chuck Boran: Whoa, mama. Wouldn't Chuck like to give you his red hot frank!
- Bikini Girl: From what I hear, Chucky, it ain't so hot.”

Mike Bobenko - Chuck Boran

“- Miss East: So let's see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around?
- James West: I believe I'm that second one.
- Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.”
Bai Ling - Miss East
Will Smith - James West

“- Chris Kruger: Are these warm nuts?
- Stewardess: No, I believe they're room temperature.
- Chris Kruger: Maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts.
- Stewardess: I don't really like the little ones.”
Lucas Black - Chris Kruger
Kristin Richardson - Stewardess

“- Hitler: I am The Fuhrer. I'd like you to know I have a complete set of testicles.
- Princess Elizabeth: One is very pleased to hear that.”
Antony Sher - Hitler
Neve Campbell - Princess Elizabeth

“I can't even be around you. You're sitting here and you're like this incredibly juicy ham sandwich that I just want to stuff in my mouth and I can't because my lips are sewn shut.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming.”
Alison Lohman - Angela

“- Andrea Beaumont: Hi. Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something.
- Batman: You expect every guy you meet to call you up?
- Andrea Beaumont: The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone.”
Dana Delany - Andrea Beaumont
Kevin Conroy - Batman

“You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King