Flirting quotes

“You're the prettiest girl in all the world. You're even prettier than a P-38.”

Van Johnson - Ted Randall

“- Miriam: My Mum says a man loves you, he shows you proper - with some little token.
- Fowler: Quite so! If you will permit me, I shall be delighted to give you a - token myself.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Miriam
Malcolm Terris - Fowler

“- Ginger Spice: When the male's courting the female, he goes up to her and pees on her.
- Sporty Spice: Geri, did you have to?
- Ginger Spice: No, but it's his way of showing he fancies her, and the thing is, they get it on afterwards and mate.
- Baby Spice: Well, called me old fashioned but I'd much prefer a bunch of flowers.”

Geri Horner - Ginger Spice
Melanie C - Sporty Spice
Emma Bunton - Baby Spice

“- Claire Varrens : What are we doing here?
- Lt. Dale Hawkins: Well hopefully each other if all goes as planned.”
Joanne Whalley - Claire Varrens
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Dale Hawkins

“- Jesse: I have an admittedly insane idea, but if I don't ask you this it's just, uh, you know, it's gonna haunt me the rest of my life.
- Celine: What?
- Jesse: Um... I want to keep talking to you, y'know. I have no idea what your situation is, but, uh, but I feel like we have some kind of, uh, connection. Right?
- Celine: Yeah, me too.”
Ethan Hawke - Jesse
Julie Delpy - Céline

“I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married.”

Hope Davis - Joyce Brabner

“- Laurie Kessler: That's nice to know. What do you have in mind, Pedro?
- Warren Stacy: I take you to a motel, we do it every way there is. How you like it? Up, down, front, back?”
Lisa Eilbacher - Laurie Kessler
Gene Davis - Warren Stacy

“- Kate: These girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
- Crying Waitress: He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brittany Snow - Kate
Chelan Simmons - Crying Waitress

“- Woman in Green: I've been watching you all night from across the room.
- Frank Farmer: Why don't you go back there and keep watching?”
Victoria Bass - Woman in Green
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

- Jez: Did he try to "pleasure you with his tongue"?
- Georgie: Is it that obvious?
- Jez: It's kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That's why we never have pets.
Stuart Townsend - Jez
Kate Beckinsale - Georgie

“I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.”
Michael Pitt - Matthew

“- Young ballerina: I have weak knees...
- Yuri: I like girls with weak knees.
- Young ballerina: You just like girls...”

Mikhail Baryshnikov - Yuri

“- Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
- Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: As a matter of fact, I am.
- Alex: Why don't you take me somewhere now?”
Brittany Murphy - Alex
Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

“- Kirsty Cotton: Okay. Okay, stop. I'm not gonna be able to stand up.
- Steve: So lie down.”

Ashley Laurence - Kirsty Cotton
Robert Hines - Steve

“- Harry Block: This guy is too old for her.
- Richard: He's younger than you are.
- Harry Block: Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block
Bob Balaban - Richard

“- Charles: You're certainly a funny girl for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year.
- Jean: Good thing you weren't up there two years.”
Henry Fonda - Charles
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“- Megan Carter: You said you wanted me to know you fast. You're not interested?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Maybe I'd like to think it was my idea.
- Megan Carter: I'd like that too. Gallagher, I'm 34 years old. I don't need courting.
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I'm from the Stone Age. I guess I do.
- Megan Carter: I'll send you a dozen roses.”
Sally Field - Megan
Paul Newman - Gallagher

“- King Roderick I: You spent some time in the Italian court?
- Hubert Hawkins: Why, yes. What better place to court Italians?”
Cecil Parker - King Roderick I
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“- Ty Cobb: I am the Georgia Peach. I have 4,191 base hits in 11,429 at bats, 920 stolen bases, 2,244 runs scored, and 93 batting records; and I want you to take off every stitch of your clothes.
- Ramona: I don't think so.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb
Lolita Davidovich - Ramona

“- Nick: It's good to see you again... I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.
- Kate: Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“This one is called fluff and retreat: fluff his ego, then walk away. Not only is he left wanting more, but he's under the impression that it's his idea.”

Emma Roberts - Claire

“- Count Leon D'Algout: Do you like me just a little bit?
- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Your general appearance is not distasteful.”
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You know what?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You'll try.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Victoria Grant: I'll sleep with you for a meatball.
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: You would?
- Victoria Grant: Oh, missed your chance.”
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Michael Robbins - Manager of Victoria's Hotel

“Your picture doesn't do you justice, baby.”

Steve Brodie - Jack Fisher