Flirting quotes

“I think I'm falling in love with you, and I don't quite like it.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.
- Amy Szalinski: I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski

“- Kay Davies: You got a pretty face, you should let the boys see it.
- Ginnie: It ain't my face the boys want to see.”
Meg Ryan - Kay Davies
Gwyneth Paltrow - Ginnie

“- Phil Davis: We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
- Judy Haynes: Maybe it's the music.
- Phil Davis: Maybe it isn't only the music.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“- Annie O'Meara: Rory, are you married?
- Rory: No.
- Annie O'Meara: You marry me?
- Rory: I'll have to ask your dad first.”
Kelly Singer - Annie O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert.
- Hubert Downs: Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!”

Miriam Flynn - Bunny Packard
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“- Tommy Miller: It's my dream just to make you happy.
- Sheila Kingston: Yeah, you and every man.”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“- Ali Willis: You're so hot.
- Bobby Kent: I'm not hot, baby, I'm just big.”
Bijou Phillips - Ali Willis
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“- Charles Rane: Did you and your friend enjoy yourselves down in the lower gallery? Down in that tight, little place? Tell me something, Marti. Did the hero get into your tight, little place?
- Marti Slayton: You're repulsive!
- Charles Rane: You'll change your mind once we get to know each other.”
Bruce Payne - Charles Rane
Alex Datcher - Marti Slayton

“I'm only letting you out of here, if you have dinner with me. Otherwise, I'm coming into the house, I'm gonna wake everybody up, introduce myself, maybe uh make some coffee.”

Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“- Mrs. Topper: I think its ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls. What will the neighbors think?
- Cosmo Topper: I didn't pursue them, Clara. They forced themselves on me.
- Mrs. Topper: Don't be absurd! Imagine girls, pretty girls, forcing themselves on a paunchy, middle-aged man.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper
Roland Young - Cosmo Topper

“- Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you or, more to the point, to you just let me know.
- Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
- Chris Knight: Not right now.
- Susan Decker: A girl's gotta have her standards.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker

“We were attracted to each other at the party, that was obvious! You're on your own for the night, that's also obvious... we're two adults.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest

“- Laura Kensington: I have a strawberry birthmark on my thigh. Want to see it?
- C.W. Briggs: Sure, when can I take the full tour?”
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em - how to jack off!”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“- CW Briggs: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
- Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
- CW Briggs: I used to date the six of spades.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Leah: Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you?
- Osmosis Jones: What you talking about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me!
- Leah: Oh really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself.”
Brandy Norwood - Leah
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Geneva Spofford: I'm not talking of men of genius, I'm talking about you.
- Gowan McGland: Thank you.
- Geneva Spofford: By promiscuous pursuit you make women look promiscuous and that's unworthy of pursuit.”
Kelly McGillis - Geneva Spofford
Tom Conti - Gowan McGland

“- Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
- Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.”
Melyssa Ade - Janessa
Chuck Campbell - Tsunaron

- Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.
Tracy Brooks Swope - Jennifer
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

“- Buzz Lightyear: Ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!”
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl

“- James Bond: May I join you? Sotheby's. Half a million pounds.
- Magda: The man at the auction.
- James Bond: Precisely.
- Magda: You have a very good memory for faces.
- James Bond: And figures.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda

“- Joseph: You're gorgeous when you blush. Like a wild flower.
- Georgette: It's my dyspepsia.”
Dominique Pinon - Joseph
Isabelle Nanty - Georgette