Flirting quotes

- Carole "Toddy" Todd: God, there'd been times I'd given my soul to cry like that.
- Victoria Grant: I hate it!
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You wouldn't if you couldn't do it anymore.

Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“I suspect that the less you know about me, the longer you'll stay interested.”

Meredith Snaider - Anna

“- Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
- Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Thandie Newton - Nyah Nordoff-Hall

“- Charlie Barkin: Hi, I'm Charlie. And, you are?
- Sasha La Fleur: Not remotely interested.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin
Sheena Easton - Sasha La Fleur

“In my day I was considered quite a catch. I don't think I ever met a man I felt could outsmart me, out-think me. How those silly creatures did bore me. Oh, it does cause quite a fuss, that combination: smart and beautiful.”
Celeste Holm - Ida, Fletcher's Grand Mother

“- Joe Hollis: Well, Kaye. What an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise.
- Kaye Griffin: You just know how to make a girl get all gooey inside, don't you. What have you heard about the Kramer scandal?
- Joe Hollis: Not a word. Now if you'll excuse me, my salad's getting cold.”
Wilford Brimley - Joe Hollis
Sela Ward - Kaye Griffin

“- Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller: Oh, Kathryn...
- Kathryn: Please be quiet, I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.”
Jonathan Potts - Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller
Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil

“- Professor Neuman: You see, this is us, and we're travelling around the sun-- that's a one-point-three million mile trip, every year! You might say that each and every one of us is a crewmember here on 'spaceship earth'.
- Kid: When would we say that?
- Professor Neuman: Anytime... dinner... literally anytime.”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman

“- Meneer Chrome: Deep inside... there is a darkness.
- Juliana: I feel there is. I can't be sure. It would need an expert touch to discover and comfirm it.
- Meneer Chrome: Perhaps if Monsieur Larousse was here he would be able to verify.
- Juliana: But in the absence of Monsieur Larousse...
- Meneer Chrome: I am not worthy.”

Ewan McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Greta Scacchi - Juliana

“My hobbies include coin collecting and dry-humping cheerleaders.”
Stephen Dorff - Cliff Spab

“That's what I admire about you! Even though you are being hit on by absolutely beautiful woman, you are determined to maintaining your vow of chastity. You know, you'd make a hell of a republican!”

Tom Sizemore - Sly Delvecchio

“- Hale: I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting.
- King Gustav: Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
- Ralph: I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another.”

James Villiers - Hale
Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Lola Burns: You hardly know me?
- Gifford Middleton: I've known you in every ripple of moonlight I've ever seen. In every symphony I've ever heard. In every perfume I've ever smelt.”
Franchot Tone - Gifford Middleton
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“Julie, you're not responding to my maleness.”
Keith Singleton - Charlie

“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Alise: You think I'm stupid or what? You think I can't see?
- Cappie: No, I don't think you're stupid. But I think you're overreacting.
- Alise: Every time I turn around, you're walking with her or talking with her or looking at her or smiling at her.”

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise
Charlie Sheen - Cappie

“- Philly: You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
- Mallow: Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
- Philly: No, not usually.
- Mallow: Oh, come on, Philly. I won't even look.
- Philly: I-I don't know.
- Mallow: Come on, it will be an adventure!”

Eric Brown - Philly
Sylvia Kristel - Mallow

“Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad. We'll have a scotch and sofa.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“If you wanted to seduce me you could have just asked.”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Fielding

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
- Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Lisa Marie - Vampira

“- Marguerite St. Just: I don't know whether you're mad, or...
- Sir Percy Blakeney: Desperately in love? 'Tis all the same. Tell me, if you can, that you do not feel it, too.”
Jane Seymour - Marguerite St. Just
Anthony Andrews - Sir Percy Blakeney

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Muscles: How do you like these pecks?
- Doreen: How do you like these bushels?”

Roger Callard - Muscles
Tessa Richarde - Doreen

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell