Flirting quotes

“It's true what they say about you Pollack girls. All they have to do is blow in their ear. But with you, all I had to do was look at you.”
Adam Trese - Russell Schuster

“- Veronica Franco: There's not a man in Venice I can't have.
- Marco Venier: And there's not a woman in Venice I can't have.
- Veronica Franco: You cannot have me.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco
Rufus Sewell - Marco Venier

“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Darnell: Cleofus' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...
- Ma Wright: The one I'm looking at right now?”
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright
Della Reese - Ma Wright

“- Max Renn: That dress. It's very stimulating. And it's red. You know what Freud would've said about that dress.
- Nicki Brand: And he would've been right. I admit it. I live in a highly excited state of overstimulation.
- Max Renn: Listen, I'd really like to take you out to dinner tonight.”
James Woods - Max Renn
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand

“- Charlie Chaplin: Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone?
- Edna Purviance: Only when I'm trying to make a new acquaintance.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“- Venus: She's still after Hans, ain't she?
- Frieda: Yeah. Always she's smiling by him.
- Venus: Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth!”
Leila Hyams - Venus
Daisy Earles - Frieda

“- Eric Stratton: Mandy, Mandy Pepperidge. I haven't seen you since we...
- Mandy Pepperidge: Go away!
- Eric Stratton: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
- Mandy Pepperidge: Do I have to leave?
- Eric...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
Mary Louise Weller - Mandy Pepperidge

“- P. C. Simpson: I guess that's why I find you so gosh darn compelling.
- Miss Dodge: Touch me and I'll rupture your spleen, Mr. Simpson.”
Tom Burlinson - Stewart 'P.C.' Simpson
Jill Perryman - Miss Dodge

“- Sera: What's up?
- Ben Sanderson: I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you've a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, but I thought maybe we could get some dinner.”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson

“- Fanny: Tonight I'm gonna take you on a sleigh ride with some snow birds.
- Eddie Bradford: Sleigh ride? Snow birds? In summer?
- Fanny: Gee, you are dumb!”
Sheila Bromley - Fanny
Dean Benton - Eddie Bradford

“- Magda: It's for my scrapbook. I collect memories.
- James Bond: Well, let's get on with making a few.”
Kristina Wayborn - Magda
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“- Parry: I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves.
- Anne: You're surprised?”
Jeff Bridges - Parry
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“Gimme some sugar, baby.”

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“Leopold, what's an intellectual genius like you want with a simple young nurse like me?”
Julie Hagerty - Dulcy

“- Ted Newton: So, can I get you a Coke?
- Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?
- Ted Newton: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?
- Janie: No. See ya.”
Christopher Castile - Ted Newton
Catherine Reitman - Janie

“- Alice Keach: I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
- Birkin: That depends on... weather I'm awake or not.”
Natasha Richardson - Alice Keach
Colin Firth - Birkin

- Barbara Gorton: He was so sweet in the beginning, sending little love faxes all the time.
- Linda: Yeah, well now it's "moan, groan, dial tone", right?
Caroleen Feeney - Barbara Gorton
Aida Turturro - Linda

“- Natalia: When I go to America reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
- Woody Wilkins: You may have missed the prom...
- Natalia: ...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be diplomatic with me.
- Woody Wilkins: I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“I thought civilized people knew where an innocent flirtation stops. For a civilized woman who's been married as long as you have, you're making a great deal of a small matter.”

David Niven - Captain Lockert

“- Andrew: Dulcy's cute, Maxwell. What is she? Twelve years old? Thirteen? What?
- Maxwell: She's twice that, Andrew! She's very experienced. She couldn't keep her hands off of me on the way up here.
- Andrew: Oh, Jesus, when are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
- Maxwell: You only live...” (continue)(continue reading)
Woody Allen - Andrew
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“Miss Holdsworth, raise your skirt please.”
Denholm Elliott - Tom Bates

“- Silas Crow: Yeah, I think we broke up.
- Frank Fencepost: This mean she's free?”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“- Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
- Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.”
Olivia d'Abo - Jane
Josh Hamilton - Grover