Flirting quotes

“- Charlie Dick: I don't have to come crawling after some mean mouthed woman who got a cob crossways. Hell, if I just want to bump uglies with somebody, I got plenty of places to go for that.
- Patsy Cline: Bump uglies?
- Charlie Dick: That's right.
- Patsy Cline: My lord Charlie, what a charming expression.”
Ed Harris - Charlie Dick
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Adele Stanton: Do you remember me?
- Peter Appleton: [immediately attracted to her] No, but I'll sure try.”
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: So, is this how you seduce all the girls?
- Eddie Kasalivich: Only physicists with hypothermia who are accused of being a terrorist.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich

“- Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
- Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“- Luis Molina: No matter how lonely she may be she keeps men at a distance.
- Valentin Arregui: She's probably got bad breath or something.”
William Hurt - Luis Molina
Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui

“I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years.”
Karen Kopins - Robin Pierce

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to french girls so they can sleep with them.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise

“- Whore: Hi, Tom. You wanna play carnival?
- Det. Tom Spellacy: I don't know that one.
- Whore: I sit on your face,and you try to guess my weight!”
Louisa Moritz - Whore
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“- Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even look at other women if only I could cut off my nose.
- Michael Burgess: What'd she say?
- Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliott James
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess

“You've known me for a while, and all of a sudden, you ask me out. What took you so long?”

Julie Benz - Jesse Caldwell

“I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your pussy at the other, and I wanna fuck you.”
Bo Svenson - Jo Bob Priddy

“- Gus: Shirley? Are you Shirley? I'm supposed to meet her here for a blind date. One of those computer deals.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: You've got to be kidding me.
- Gus: No! You're dressed in blue. That's what she's supposed to be wearing.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: This is not blue! It's turquoise.
- Gus: I don't give a shit. You wanna dance?”
Chuck Sacci - Gus
Jacqueline Carlin - Blonde in Blue Blouse

“- Holly Goodhead: This evening I'm giving my address.
- James Bond: Then can you think of a reason why we can't go for a drink afterwards?
- Holly Goodhead: Not immediately. But I'm sure I shall.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Gail Hartman: Are you makin' a pass at me?
- Tom Hartman: I don't know, is that what it's called this far outside of Boston?
- Gail Hartman: This far inside of marriage, you mean.
- Tom Hartman: I think we're sufficiently alienated for this to qualify as a pass.”
Meryl Streep - Gail Hartman
David Strathairn - Tom Hartman

“- Scott: I don't know. I don't think she's your type.
- John Tucker: Girl is my type.
- Scott: Alright, well then maybe you're not her type. She's into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she's deep, man.
- John Tucker: Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club.”

Penn Badgley - Scott
Jesse Metcalfe - John Tucker

“- Padmé: Please don't look at me like that.
- Anakin Skywalker: Why not?
- Padmé: Because it makes me feel uncomfortable.”
Natalie Portman - Padmé
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“- Gretchen Ross: I just want it to be at a time when it... When it reminds me just...
- Donnie Darko: When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?”

Jena Malone - Gretchen Ross
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Michael Carr: What is it with you.
- Karen Carr: With who?
- Michael Carr: You and Pete... he wants you... he thinks you want him.”

Kurt Russell - Michael Carr
Madeleine Stowe - Karen Carr

“Please don't make fun of me. I just wanted to flirt with you.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“- Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?
- Randy Jensen: No only that I'm too truthful to be good.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho
Molly Ringwald - Randy Jensen

“- Maerose Prizzi: So let's do it.
- Charley Partanna: With all the lights on?
- Maerose Prizzi: Yeah. Right here. On the Oriental. With all the lights on.”
Anjelica Huston - Maerose Prizzi
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna

“- M: Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course, and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver, if necessary.
- James Bond: I doubt if she'll remember me.
- M: Remind her. Then pump her for information.
- Miss Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
- James...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny

“Let me watch over you tonight.”

Mimi Rogers - Claire Gregory

“I'm gonna take that yellow shirt, blue visor and the guy who's in it.”
Lorna Luft - Carole Singer