Flirting quotes

“- Martia: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Anything you want to tell me?”

Iman - Martia
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Ellie Grimbridge: Where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis?
- Daniel Challis: That's a dumb question, Miss Grimbridge.”
Stacey Nelkin - Ellie Grimbridge
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Ned: Can I buy you a drink?
- Matty: I told you. I've got a husband.
- Ned: I'll buy him one too.
- Matty: He's out of town.
- Ned: My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
- Matty: Only comes up on weekends.
- Ned: I'm liking him better all the time.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
- Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
- Hamm the Piggy Bank: Then make way for the single fellas.”
Jodi Benson - Tour Guide Barbie
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Hamm the Piggy Bank

“- Reuben Warshowsky: Best wishes don't seem hardly enough, but I'd like to thank you. I do. I, I thank you for your companionship, your stamina, your horse sense, and a hundred and one laughs. I also enjoyed very much looking at your shining hair and your shining face.
- Norma Rae: Reuben, I think you like me.
- Reuben Warshowsky: I do.”
Ron Leibman - Reuben Warshowsky
Sally Field - Norma Rae

“There goes the famous good time that was had by all.”

Bette Davis

“Canine ownership has nothing to do with mankind's love of animals. A guy gets a dog for one simple reason: to meet chicks.”
Blake Steury - Pat

“I know a great restaurant in Karachi. We can just make dinner.”

Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- Sissy: You’re a real cowboy?
- Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
- Sissy: Know how to do 2-step?
- Bud: You bet.
- Sissy: Wanna prove it?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Ethan Hunt: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
- Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Who wants to be decent?”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Thandie Newton - Nyah Nordoff-Hall

“- Roxanne Simpson: Johnny Blaze, thank you for talking to us before your big jump. No one has ever attempted such a distance before: Three hundred feet from field goal to field goal. What's going through your mind, right now?
- Johnny Blaze: You look really good.”
Eva Mendes - Roxanne Simpson
Nicolas Cage - Johnny Blaze

“Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one: we have a memorable meeting, we get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any, then I let him teach me something; but, the bottom line is, he bonds with me, he lets go of you, he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Paula

“A woman is like a slingshot. The greater the resistance, the further you can get with her.”
Steve Martin - Jonas

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

“- Ike: I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
- Bliss: Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
- Ike: No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
- Bliss: Don't you want to meet these guys?
- Ike: I would. But my friends are counting on me.
- Bliss: Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.”
Wendell Brown - Ike
Barbara Bach - Bliss

“Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.”
Andree Maranda - Sara

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

“- Ramona: He tried to pork me.
- Earl Keese: Pork you? What?
- Ramona: You know you did.
- Earl Keese: I swear, I never touched her.
- Ramona: Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.”
Cathy Moriarty - Ramona
John Belushi - Earl Keese

“Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“- Charlie Dick: I want to get to know you better.
- Patsy Cline: Ok, now what does that mean?
- Charlie Dick: Means I want to get to know you better.
- Patsy Cline: See, I figure when you say you want to get to know me better, what you really mean is you want a ten minute screw in the back seat of your car.
- Charlie Dick: Son of a bitch. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed Harris - Charlie Dick
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Frances Stevens: I'm in love with you.
- John Robie: Now that's a ridiculous thing to say.”
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Gadgetmobile: You know what makes me sick? A rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.
- Inspector Gadget: Not that it's any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?
- Gadgetmobile: Hey, I got heat sensors, and I know what you were thinkin' when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Now, look here, come...” (continue)(continue reading)
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget

“- Judy: You get all soulful and pretend to want things that you really can't stand.
- Gabe: Like what? What are you talking about?
- Judy: Like moving to Europe. That's just a flirting technique, you couldn't survive off the island of Manhattan for more than 48 hours.”
Mia Farrow - Judy Roth
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- Alberto Granado: It is rumored that Chilean girls are the most daring on the continent.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Rumors have no scientific value, Dr. Granado. Time to do some research.”
Rodrigo De la Serna - Alberto Granado
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“- Myra: Do you think you'll remember me now?
- Roy Cronin: I think so, for the rest of my life.”
Vivien Leigh - Myra
Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin