Flirting quotes

“- George Noon: I may look tough and mean-spirited but I'm really a sensitive artist.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.
- George Noon: I paint, and I sculpt with my hands.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting too.
- George Noon: You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.”
Dian Bachar - George Noon
Tomomi - Tomomi

“I don't play, woman. I quit school 'cuz of recess!”
D.L. Hughley - Derrick West

- Nelson: I keep wondering what Stu said to those girls.
- Adam: Oh, probably something like "Nice night, isn't it? Be nicer if you spent it with us".
- Nelson: Yeah, he probably made it sound good, too.
- Adam: Sure, Stu's what you call professionally cool.
David Knell - Nelson
Perry Lang - Adam

“- Danny: Are you around later?
- Deirdre: Ask my manager.
- Danny: Fuck your manager.
- Deirdre: Aye, maybe I will.”
Stephen Rea - Danny
Honor Heffernan - Deirdre

“Wise up. There's plenty more fish in the batter.”

Julian Littman - Rudi Morelli

“- Dan: I was going to write my phone number on the check.
- Mark: That's romantic. Why not just leave an engagement ring with the valet while you're at it?”

Jonathan Slavin - Dan
Eric McCormack - Mark

“Golly dang. If you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain, I may just have to marry you, Captain.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“- Huck Finn: You gonna let her do that to you?
- Tom Sawyer: I think she likes me.
- Huck Finn: She pushes you off a bridge cuz she likes you? I think you're both crazy.”
Brad Renfro - Huck Finn
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Tom Sawyer

“I thought a great place to meet girls would be where they teach English as a second language. These girls would be from foreign lands and a little disoriented and I would look attractive because I speak English. But in the end it did not work out as I had hoped: I was told to take a hike in fourteen languages.”
Steve Schirripa - Vinnie

“- Dave: Do you have a cell phone I can use?
- Ronnie: Why?
- Dave: Someone's got to call God and let him know one of his angels are missing.”
Vince Vaughn - Dave
Malin Akerman - Ronnie

“- Ginnie Armbruster: You know when I first saw you a moment ago, a shiver ran down through my body. Do you think you have something to warm me up?
- Dr. Jack Hammond: You mean, like, hot chocolate?
- Ginnie Armbruster: I was thinking of something a little more personal and a lot more private.
- Dr. Jack Hammond: Private as... as in... you and me?”
Margaret Colin - Ginnie Armbruster
Kirk Cameron - Dr. Jack Hammond

“- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Stephanie Kehoe: Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs?
- Christopher Marshall: Well, if your husband wouldn't mind...
- Ty Ventura: She doesn't have a husband.
- Marisa Ventura: I don't have a husband.
- Christopher Marshall: Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free.”
Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall
Tyler Posey - Ty Ventura
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

“- John Willoughby: Are you hurt?
- Marianne: Only my ankle.
- John Willoughby: May I have your permission to ascertain if there are any breaks?”
Greg Wise - John Willoughby
Kate Winslet - Marianne Dashwood

“- God: I sent him back. If he can't find one female who likes him, then his soul is yours.
- The Devil: Well, that's not a fair test. He'll pick some helpless, unsuspecting female, pretend to be everything he's not. In the end, she'll adore him. And you'll be honor abound to admit an unregenerate debaucher into Heaven.”

Richard Provost - God
Bruce Payne - The Devil

“Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.”
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“Will you stay? Won't you spoil me? Just this once? Tonight?”

Emma Thompson - Dora Carrington

“- Vickie: Wanna take me on?
- Mark: Sure. Have a seat.
- Vickie: I only want your fingers.”

Lauren-Marie Taylor - Vickie
Tom McBride - Mark

“- Debbie Jellinsky: With your looks, your charm... women must follow you everywhere!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Store detectives.”
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

- Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.
Nastassja Kinski - Chris Morrow
Charlie Sheen - Richard "Ditch" Brodie

“Can I have one last first kiss?”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore

“You must tell me all about yourself, in every detail, but oh, so slowly, so very slowly, so that it takes a very, very long time.”

Anthony Andrews - Sir Percy Blakeney

“- Mark: What time is it?
- Mark's Girlfriend: It's time for the organ transplant and you're the donor and I'm the recipient.
- Mark: No, really. What time is it?”

Mike Coady - Mark
Staci Gordon - Mark's Girlfriend

“I am going to circumnavigate his soul until he is surrounded on all sides by my love.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?”
Peter Boretski - Creature Voices