Flirting quotes

“- Eddie Sparks: I got a big king-size bed.
- Dixie Leonard: You wanna lie down, Eddie?
- Eddie Sparks: Is that an offer?
- Dixie Leonard: It's a recommendation.”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Susan Atwell: I'll call you later tonight.
- Tom Farrell: I'll wait by the phone.”
Sean Young - Susan Atwell
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell

“- Tommy: If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me.
- Crystal: What kind of deal is that, huh? I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me.
- Tommy: It's a good deal. It's a good deal for me!”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy
Debi Mazar - Crystal

“- Roxie: Let's just go to your place.
- Armand: Really?
- Roxie: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!”
Carole Davis - Roxie
Christopher Maher - Armand

“- Philip FitzRoyce: Perhaps we can have a drink and some dinner tonight?
- Kathryn Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. FitzRoyce, but that's a behavior I just don't do.”
Simon MacCorkindale - Philip FitzRoyce
Bess Armstrong - Dr. Kathryn 'Kay' Morgan

“- Samson: You were a biker.
- Feck: Yeah, years ago. Oh, man. I ate so much pussy in those days, my beard looked like a glazed doughnut.”
Daniel Roebuck - Samson
Dennis Hopper - Feck

“- Court Foster: You know you don't have to come along.
- Dani Trant: Are you sure you can find your way, it's an awful big town.
- Court Foster: Are you always in the habit of going where you're not wanted or is this a new thing with you?
- Dani Trant: Are you always this nice to people you just met or are you practicin' up to be a horse's butt?”
Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“I sort of like this dating thing, I'm sort of getting the things here. What I do is, sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways and then... and then you pick the least disgusting one, I guess.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman

“- Julia: I can't get you out of my mind.
- Daniel Miller: Tell me about it. You know these screenings are so tough for me. And yet when I see you I instantly feel ok.”
Meryl Streep - Julia
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“- Adrian: You were fishing with Ariel for such a long time.
- Andrew: So? I couldn't get the fish to bite, that's all. What am I gonna do?”
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Earl Hooter: The name's Earl, but the ladies back home call me Longhorn, maybe you can guess why.
- Elvira: Gee, I don't know, does it have anything to do with your breath?”
Lee McLaughlin - Earl Hooter
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Lily: Do you drink coffee?
- Jim: No, not really.
- Lily: Because I thought maybe we could go back to my apartment for some coffee or something.
- Jim: I would love some coffee.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim

“- Gloria: Do you want to come up for a coffee?
- Andy: I don't drink coffee.
- Gloria: I haven't got any.”
Tara Fitzgerald - Gloria
Ewan McGregor - Andy

“- Reginald Anson: They're pretty.
- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: Mmm, yes. Not as pretty as me... you are supposed to say that.”

Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson
Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff

“Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?”

Gabriel Byrne - Kevin Scanlon

“Hi. I'm Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and do what we really wanna do?”
Skip Lackey - Russ

“- Melissa: You wanna fuck?
- Doug: What?
- Melissa: Fuck. I can demonstrate, if you like.
- Doug: I already told you, I have a girlfriend.
- Melissa: I don't know. Your mouth says that, but your body is saying something different.”

Molly Ringwald - Melissa Nelson
Patrick McGaw - Doug Gordon

“- Julie: Not here. Not now.
- Charlie: Where? When?
- Julie: Upstairs. Ten seconds.”

Angela Bressler - Julie
Keith Singleton - Charlie