Flirting quotes

“- Andre Marek: Are you married?
- Lady Claire: No. We've been fighting the English since before I was born. There's no time for marriage.
- Andre Marek: Of course. Are you with anyone?
- Lady Claire: Am I with anyone?... I'm with you.”
Gerard Butler - Andre Marek
Anna Friel - Lady Claire

You should see him though when there are no other guys around, and he thinks he might get lucky. Shakes like a leaf. Always has to be drunk too. He's like "Layne - Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic". They could make a movie, I don't know. Do you have to be drunk to kiss a girl?

Ione Skye - Clarissa

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“I get involved with a married man who isn't even married!”
Melanie Griffith - Audrey Hankel

“- Vic: And that is where you saw her mammal.
- Earl Keese: Her mammal?
- Vic: Her honkers, Earl.
- Earl Keese: She dropped the towel.
- Vic: Did she drop it, or did you psychically will it to fall?”

Dan Aykroyd - Vic
John Belushi - Earl Keese

“- Ethan: Just let me come over to your house and ask you for a date all right, real straight? I'll sit in the living room and talk to your mom. I'll bring flowers and candy, whatever guys do.
- Caitlin Rose: Are you nuts?
- Ethan: Yeah. I'll do that.”
Brian Austin Green - Ethan
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose

“Why don't you just have a seat and open your shirt? I want to listen to your heart.”

Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“- Sofia Provolone: Now you fired the maid?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: No! She quit to marry Bruce Underwood!
- Sofia Provolone: When did that happen?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: I don't know... somewhere between my vest and my pants.”
Ornella Muti - Sofia Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Cybil Waingrow: You're making that cigarette look really good.
- Michael Zane: You're making that dress look good!”
Courteney Cox - Cybil Waingrow
Kurt Russell - Michael Zane

“I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.”
Michael Cuccione - Jason 'QT' McKnight

“- Barfly: This is too much. I'm wearing red, you're wearing red. That's quite a coincidence...
- Ann Bishop Mullany: Look, I'm married.
- Barfly: Really? Are you very married?
- Ann Bishop Mullany: Married enough.”
Steven Brill - Barfly
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“- Chris Sanchez: You wanna come to my house?
- Jim Street: That was easy.
- Chris Sanchez: My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Milly: Say something nice, Gideon.
- Gideon Pontipee: Nice night for a coon hunt.”
Jane Powell - Milly
Russ Tamblyn - Gideon Pontipee

“- Court Foster: Have you ever been kissed before?
- Dani Trant: Sure. Lots of times.
- Court Foster: Yeah... I'll bet. Well you just almost got yourself more than kissed, little girl.
- Dani Trant: I'm not a little girl.
- Court Foster: You are too Dani! You're a little girl and you don't know what you're doing.”
Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“- Dylan: Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night?
- Georgie: Do you ask all your secretaries to go to the theatre with you on their first date?
- Dylan: Actually, it's something of a tradition. Yes, I do.
- Georgie: Oh. Well, who am I to deprive an American of what little tradition he can get?”
Dan Futterman - Dylan
Kate Beckinsale - Georgie

- Artie Mitchell: You're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
- Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
- Karen Mitchell: She's right here, asshole!
- Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
- Artie Mitchell: Honey!
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell
Kim Poirier - Jamie the "Actress"
Nicole de Boer - Karen Mitchell

“- Lola Burns: Well, Hugo happens to be a charming gentleman.
- Space Hanlon: Just because a guy with an Ellis Island accent happens to have a dress suit with a hair ribbon across his chest, you dames get a pedigree and start reaching for the diamond tiara.”
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Randy: So, when can I see you again?
- Julie Richman: Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?
- Randy: It's how I feel. It's what I want.”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

Jay Tarses - Coach Finstock

“- Max Basner: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew how to talk a girl into bed.
- David Basner: I'm glad you still can.
- Max Basner: I can't. I can't do it anymore.”
Jackie Gleason - Max Basner
Tom Hanks - David Basner

“- Virginia Brush: If there's something in your eye, Amy, I'll help you get it out.
- Amy Lind: There's nothing in my eye, I just plain and simple winked at him that's all.”

Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“Do you wanna come inside my house? Do you wanna show me things I've never seen before? I don't wanna tie you down, I just wanna tie you up. Do you wanna come inside my house?”

Jenny Lewis - Rita Faldes

“- Major Kirby: That's why we say a girl like you is attractive.
- Susan Applegate: Am I?
- Major Kirby: Yes. You have very nice eyes and good straight legs and theirs a sort of glow to your hair.”
Ray Milland - Major Kirby
Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate

“I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd