Flirting quotes

“Do these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?”

Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Bennet

“- Carol: Maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
- Scott Calvin: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
- Carol: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
- Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.”
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham

“Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's the only thing anybody really cares about. But, it's not my forte, unfortunately.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“You have a great body. May I use it?”
Harvey Keitel - Benson

“- Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.”
Adrian Paul - Enrico Pazzoli
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

- Maj. Don West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
- Dr. Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“- Maggie: Eat another one of these pecans!
- Sam: I like! Oh, this is very good.
- Maggie: Look how I'm licking my fingers. You like that?
- Sam: I like everything, I am French.”

Meg Ryan - Maggie
Matthew Broderick - Sam

“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
Sarah Parish - TJ

“There's definitely something in the air tonight, Charlie. That's three women in a row he's had.”

Robert Buchanan - Andy

“It's a funny thing. You drink beer to make you cool and it just makes you hot.”

Jean Harlow - Daisy

- Mabel Stanley: Roger I love it.
- Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k".
- Mabel Stanley: Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Maggie: I don't know, Lucas. There are certain people you like in a certain way, and others you like as a friend. I don't know why. You know about science, do you know why?
- Lucas: Actually, I do. It's called the process of natural selection. You ever heard of Darwin? The males who demonstrate physical prowess are the most attractive to the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Alberto Granado: I think there's a young lady interested in dancing with you.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: I should ask her, right?
- Alberto Granado: The bird of youth flies away and doesn't come back, man. Fly, man, fly!”
Rodrigo De la Serna - Alberto Granado
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“- Tricky: Tell me Mary, is it true that you're engaged?
- Mary: Yes.
- Tricky: Tsk, tsk, what a pity. Sometimes life can be so shitty. Here's a girl who's smart and pretty...
- Mary: And rich.
- Tricky: I don't care about that! Honey, I really don't.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Mary Sharon

“- Cappie: I'm just being nice to her.
- Alise: Stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise

“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“- Big Pink: How can I ever thank you?
- Jean Michel Basquiat: Can I squeeze your titties?”
Courtney Love - Big Pink
Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat

“I see in you a man too perfect to be really true. Do I want you because you're wonderful? Or are you wonderful because I want you?”

Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“- Joel Barish: I do sorta live with someone though.
- Clementine Kruczynski: Male or female?
- Joel Barish: Female... female...
- Clementine: At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree!”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
- Rose Muldoon: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
- Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
- Rose Muldoon: And Greek men never bathe.”
Anthony Quinn - Nick Acropolis
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- Paula: It would be a date if you asked me to have a drink tonight.
- Tripp: You wanna have a drink tonight?
- Paula: Can't. How about lunch tomorrow?
- Tripp: Sure. Wait. Tomorrow's Saturday.
- Paula: Sometimes I eat on Saturday.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Bliss: You're lucky, MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
- Ike: Really?
- Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.
- Ike: I am?
- Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
- Ike: I know. Wow!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“- Bozz: It says here you got a long sex line.
- Claudia: Which line says that?
- Bozz: I ain't no expert, but it says you're gonna have some sex real soon.
- Sheri: Woah, what about me?
- Bozz: Sex for Sheri as well.”

Colin Farrell - Pvt. Roland Bozz
Haven Gaston - Claudia
Arian Ash - Sheri