Flirting quotes

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Simon: Some sort of legal secretary. Married to some boring jerk.
- Harry: Married to some boring jerk.
- Simon: Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Mickey: Why are right next to me?
- Johnny: Because you're the first scout I've ever been attracted to - thank God.
- Mickey: I'm not a scout, I'm a lawyer.
- Johnny: Normally a deal breaker, but I'm all about expanding my leve of tolerance, self-improvement, et cetera.”
Amy Adams - Mickey
Justin Timberlake - Johnny

“- Julia: Shall we speak the unspoken language of love?
- Kevin: You mean the kind only dogs can hear?
- Julia: Yes, the very same.”
Geena Davis - Julia
Michael Keaton - Kevin

“- Sharon Pogue: You never said a word about yourself the other night, who are you?
- Steven 'Catch' Lambert: What's the difference!
- Sharon Pogue: You're standing in my bedroom, looking through my panty drawer, that's the difference, who are you?
- Steven 'Catch' Lambert: Somebody who keeps his appointments.”
Jennifer Lopez - Sharon Pogue
Jim Caviezel - Steven 'Catch' Lambert

“- Nicolas Bardo: I'm sorry... You look so familiar. Haven't we met before, somewhere?
- Laure: Only in my dreams.”
Antonio Banderas - Nicolas Bardo
Rebecca Romijn - Laure

“- Bobby Darin: I want to send 18 yellow roses every day to Mary.
- Charlie Cassotto Maffia: You wanna send roses to the mother?
- Bobby Darin: Charlie, you always make sure the mama dog likes you before you go near her puppy.”

Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin
Bob Hoskins - Charlie Cassotto Maffia

“- Jeremy Melton: Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?
- Young Paige: I'd rather be boiled alive.”
Joel Palmer - Jeremy Melton
Chelcie Burgart - Young Paige

“- Yelena: Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
- Xander Cage: Never again?
- Yelena: I lied.”
Asia Argento - Yelena
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“You look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
David Wike - Chip

“- Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
- Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.”
Anjelica Huston - Maida
John Matuszak - Killjoy

“- Dink the Clown: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
- Stenchy the Clown: That's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
- Dink the Clown: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam Sandler - Dink the Clown
Blake Clark - Stenchy the Clown

“- James Bond: What would I ever do without you?
- Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
- James Bond: Hope springs eternal.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Samantha Bond - Moneypenny

“- Steena Paulsson: I want to spend my life with you.
- Young Coleman Silk: What are you doing Sunday?”
Jacinda Barrett - Steena Paulsson
Wentworth Miller - Young Coleman Silk

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis

“- Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?
- Girl: Dream on, Dweeb.
- Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.”
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Keno

“If you can find my number you should give me a call.”
Bonnie Sturdivant - May Pearl

You're one of the "a cappella girls". I'm one of those "a cappella boys", and we're gonna have "aca-children". It's inevitable.
Skylar Astin - Jesse

“- Jace: Come on, Caitlin. I'm asking you to be my girl.
- Caitlin Rose: I'm nobody's girl.”
David Lipper - Jace
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose

“- Sean Bateman: I want to know you.
- Lauren Hynde: What does that mean know me? Nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.”
James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde

“- Ramona Calvert: You smell just delicious, Justin, you wearin' cologne?
- Justin Matisse: No, just sweat with a little paint thinner mixed in.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse

“I'm not wearing any underwear.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin

“- Charlie Dick: Hey, I want you to get your coat. I want to drive you some place for a drink. I want us to dance awhile, then I want us to get to know each other a lot better.
- Patsy Cline: You want a lot don't you?
- Charlie Dick: Yeah I do baby.
- Patsy Cline: Well people in Hell want ice water, that don't mean they get it.”
Ed Harris - Charlie Dick
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison

“- Natalia: They sent a top agent. He was good. Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
- Krokov: And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how tough and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
- Natalia: He called himself Condorman.”
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov