Flirting quotes

“- Benny Dalmau: What would you do if I kissed ya?
- Gina Cardinale: You're out of your mind. You should take more drugs.”
Benicio del Toro - Benny Dalmau
Claire Forlani - Gina Cardinale

- Samantha Jackson: Do I have "fuck me" eyes?
- Ted: No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes.
Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity

“- Daisy: That hurts a little bit.
- Ed Fitzpatrick: And you don't like to be hurt, do you?
- Daisy: Oh, I don't know. Kinda fun sometimes if it's done in the right spirit.”

Jean Harlow - Daisy
Wallace Ford - Ed Fitzpatrick

“Option One: ask her out. Option Two: become her friend. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”

Liam Neeson - Daniel

“- Keith Frazier: You got a card, in case I need to call you?
- Madeleiene White: Please don't take this personally, but no. I don't think you can afford me.
- Keith Frazier: Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay?
- Madeleiene White: Careful, Detective. My bite is much worse than my bark.”
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier
Jodie Foster - Madeleine White

“Dear Maya, It was great seein' ya the other night. Love and kisses on all your pink parts. - George.”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs

“- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“- Rex O'Herlihan: This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...
- Peter: Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?
- Rex O'Herlihan: Never.
- Peter: My god, Rex. You are a good guy.”
Tom Berenger - Rex O'Herlihan
G.W. Bailey - Peter

“- Jennifer: I know we've never met, and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
- Gale: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.”
Parker Posey - Jennifer Jolie
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“- Mandy Slade: I just don't think I have what you're looking for.
- Arthur Stuart: I think you do, actually.
- Mandy Slade: What makes you think so?
- Arthur Stuart: That smile for one thing.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade
Christian Bale - Arthur Stuart

“- Daisy: If you just want to end this right now, I would understand.
- Luigi: You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me.”

Samantha Mathis - Daisy
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Michael Stone: I think you're extraordinary.
- Lisa Hesselman: Why?
- Michael Stone: I don't know yet. It's just obvious to me that you are.”
David Thewlis - Michael Stone
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lisa Hesselman

“- Jessica Kamen: I'm not your type, huh?
- Liu Jian: I don't have a type.”
Bridget Fonda - Jessica Kamen
Jet Li - Liu Jian

“- Cathy: I just want you to teach me the Way.
- Cho Osaki: Well, if you wanna work out, you forgot your pants!
- Cathy: Do you really think I forgot?”

Ashley Ferrare - Cathy
Shô Kosugi - Cho Osaki

“- Bridget Jones: You are angry.
- Mark Darcy: No, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
- Bridget Jones: Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.
- Mark Darcy: I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver: Listen, every time I hear you say you hate me, I'll know that means you love me. It was the goofiest thing I'd ever said.
- Judy Cusimano: That's the goofiest thing I've ever heard.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ellsworth 'Sonny' Wisecarver
Talia Balsam - Judy Cusimano

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

“- Col: You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.
- Fergus: She's not a girl, Col.
- Col: Whatever you say.”

Jim Broadbent - Col
Stephen Rea - Fergus

“Hey Doc... anybody ever tell you that you're a pretty good lookin' doll? I don't go for dolls as a rule. They're just something nice to have around the house like cats and dogs and pets and things. You got brains.”

Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney

“- Pamela Abbott: You don't know my father, you don't know how he is about Jacey. He blames him for everything that happened with Eleanor.
- Doug Holt: Look, Eleanor flirts with a lot of guys. It's not Jacey's fault your dad kicked her out.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Adrian: It was a perfect moon lite summer night. He put his hands on my breasts and my blood just started to boil and afterwards I've never been able to rid myself of the guilt.
- Andrew: You enjoyed it?
- Adrian: Definitely! It was hot!”
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Dex: What are you excellent at?
- Dave: I'm an excellent camper.
- Dex: But you can't camp in front of a woman.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“- Emma Moriarity: Stay to supper, Murphy?
- Murphy Jones: I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast.
- Emma Moriarity: How do you like your eggs?”
James Garner - Emma Moriarity
Sally Field - Murphy Jones

“That boy is very attractive but I don't think he understands the language.”

Colleen Camp - Christy Miller