Flirting quotes

“In the dating game, wedding rings are like kryptonite. If superman was a vagina.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Jackie Burkhardt-Well, I have a date too.
Michael Kelso-Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie Burkhardt-His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Michael Kelso-DAMN, JACKIE. THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.”
Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Elizabeth-You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?
David-Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.
Elizabeth-Why don't you just date a pit bull?
David-Maybe I will.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth
Mark Ruffalo - David

“God made alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.”
Donal Logue - Jack

“Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.”
Sophia Bush - Brooke Davis

“You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get under someone else.”
Moira Kelly - Karen Roe

“She likes you, and you like her. Why do you have to make it so complicated?”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go flirt with someone.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Belinda

“Marissa-Who are you?
Ryan-Whoever you want me to be.”
Mischa Barton - Marissa Cooper
Ben McKenzie - Ryan Atwood

“Alex-That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth-Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen
Olivia Wilde - Alex Kelly

“Natasha Romanoff-Did you do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers-Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.
Natasha Romanoff-You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.
Steve Rogers-That's why I don't ask.
Natasha Romanoff-Too shy, or too scared?
Steve Rogers-Too busy!”
Scarlett Johansson - Natasha Romanoff
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“It’s written by some rich guy about some rich guy and I guess we’re supposed to feel bad for him because he’s obsessed with the only girl he can’t have.”
Alycia Pascual-Pena - Lucy

“Gaston-It’s the ones who play hard to get that are always the sweetest prey. That’s what makes Belle so appealing; she hasn’t made a fool of herself just to gain my favor. What would you call that?
LeFou-Dignity?
Gaston-It’s outrageously attractive, isn’t it?”
Luke Evans - Gaston
Josh Gad - LeFou

“Lara Jean-How does he look at me?
Lucas-Like you're a sexy little Rubik's cube. He can't figure you out, but he's having fun trying.”
Lana Condor - Lara Jean
Trezzo Mahoro - Lucas

“Me, unavailable; you, desirable.”
Regé-Jean Page - Simon Basset

“We must continue our ruse until I've found my match.”
Phoebe Dynevor - Daphne Bridgerton

“Why am I in trouble because Boomers are weird around women.”
Ben Schwartz - F. Tony Scarapiducci

“It isn’t hard to convince someone you love them if you know what they want to hear.”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it’s just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“I’d bone appétit him.”
Ashley Park - Mindy Chen

“- Cable: You remind me of my wife.
- Wade Wilson: I'm sorry?
- Cable: I said you remind me...
- Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”
Josh Brolin - Cable
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“- Tom Garrett: Well, could I get in touch with you?
- Dolly Moore: You've touched enough already!”
Dana Andrews - Tom Garrett
Barbara Nichols - Dolly Moore

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison