Flirting quotes

“- Lucy Whitmore: What are you doing?
- Henry Roth: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
- Lucy Whitmore: You were going for a feelski!
- Henry Roth: Alright, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!”
Henry Roth - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth

“- Coco: You know what they say? The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Hilary: Yes, but who wants diabetes?”

Irene Cara - Coco
Antonia Franceschi - Hilary

“- Caroline: Stop this car at once!
- James Bond: As you can see, I have no problem with female authority.
- Caroline: James, you're incorrigible. What am I going to do with you?
- James Bond: Well, let's toast to your evaluation, shall we? A very, thorough, evaluation.”
Serena Gordon - Caroline
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“John... Make any flirtatious remarks in my wife's presence, there will be a reckoning.”
Patrick Wilson - Arthur

“- Charles Rutledge: I really like you Christy.
- Christy Miller: Yeah, I know. Why don't we keep it that way, huh?
- Charles Rutledge: You think?
- Christy Miller: Yeah, I guess so. Why don't you kiss me anyway, it's such a nice afternoon.”
John Ritter - Charles Rutledge
Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Zach: What would you do if I told you I've been celibate for six months?
- Alex: Cross my legs.”
John Ritter - Zach
Alyson Reed - Alex

“- Diane: Why don't you take me home?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: I go to law school now. I have to go home and study. The only reason I came by here, is because I appreciate the fine music.
- Diane: I thought you worked in a Beauty Parlor?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Yeah, I do - during the day.”
Kelle Kipp - Diane
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell

“- Kevin: Do you wanna take a cookie for the road?
- Noah Sandborn: I love your mother's cookies.”
Ian Nelson - Kevin Peterson
Ryan Guzman - Noah Sandborn

“- Olive: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
- Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
- Olive: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
- Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Penn Badgley - Woodchuck Todd

“- Snider: What's your name?
- Dorothy Stratten: Dorothy. Can I help you?
- Snider: You're beautiful.
- Dorothy Stratten: Me? May I take your order now?
- Snider: May I have something sweet, soft and white? You?”
Eric Roberts - Paul Snider
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“- Roy Knable: For a mouse, you, um, look pretty sexy.
- Helen Knable: Too bad you didn't like the way I looked when I was human.
- Roy Knable: I always did.
- Helen Knable: News to me.”

John Ritter - Roy Knable
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable

“- Ryan Harrison: Put your hand in my pocket.
- Cass Lake: All right... What am I looking for?
- Ryan Harrison: Nothing. I just missed you, baby. We're going to party like it's 1995.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Must you flirt?
- Count Leon d'Algout: Well, I don't have to, but I find it natural.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“- Skip Donahue: You want to know something that's always fascinated me? Are the prison romances that sometimes spring up between inmates and girls from the outside. Sometimes quite beautiful girls. I mean, would you, for example... could you actually become involved, I mean, romantically, with a prisoner?
- Meredith: Absolutely not.
- Skip...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
JoBeth Williams - Meredith

“I don't do romance.”
Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“Now I get to use a phrase I always wanted to use in med school: take your clothes off and get under the sheets.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Seth: You know you shouldn't be looking at me like that, it could be sexual harrassment.
- Buddy Amaral: I wasn't looking. Besides, I'm not gay!
- Seth: Yeah, but I am.”
Johnny Galecki - Seth
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral

“- Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
- Ed: I like to have dinner every night.”
Carmen Electra - Roxanne
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“- June: Why are you doing this?
- Paul Hackett: What?
- June: You flirt with me. You share your cigarette with me. You dance with me. You're nice to me. Why are doing this?
- Paul Hackett: I want - to live.”
Verna Bloom - June
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett

“- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
- Linda: Sure.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.”
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams
Denise Bixler - Linda

“- Mark: So you're in the school magazine this year.
- Wendy: Well, I am the school magazine. No one else can be fucked.
- Mark: I can be fu... I'd like to help.”
Patrick Nielsen - Mark
Kate McEnery - Wendy

“- Linda Lue Linden: You know, Kyle Davidson, there's something you never knew about me.
- Kyle Davidson: What's that?
- Linda Lue Linden: You could have had me for a song.”

Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden
Dermot Mulroney - Kyle Davidson

Hello, Peter, it's Doug. Saw the billboards, they are wonderful. Wouldn't expect anything less from you, and sorry about calling you “a whore”. And, hello to Sydney if you guys are still together. Otherwise, you can Facebook me.
Thomas Lennon - Doug

“I am so through with him, Melissa. He asked me if I spoke French, then winked at me.”
Melissa Joan Hart - Becky Detweiller

“- Roy Parmenter: How'd a pretty girl like you get mixed up in guidance counseling?
- Verna McLaughlin: How'd a nice guy like you get mixed up in the FBl?
- Roy Parmenter: You ever guided any students towards the Bureau, Verna?
- Verna McLaughlin: l hope not.
- Roy Parmenter: How about me guiding you towards dinner?”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Roy Parmenter
Loretta Devine - Verna McLaughlin