Laughing quotes

“Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there's usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least.”
Colm Meaney

“It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day.”
Jerry Lewis

“I like you. You make me laugh.”

Sô Yamamura - Mr. Sakamoto

“I had enough bad luck to keep me laughin' the rest of my life. Sat in that jail. I sat in that jail til I nearby done rot to death. I know what it like, Ms. Celie, to wanna go somewhere and cain't.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.”
Buddy Hackett

“Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? ”
Jerry Lewis

“I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“Stop laughing at me!”

Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Thornton Melon: How 'bout tomorrow night?
- Dr. Diane Turner: I have class then, too.
- Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?
- Dr. Diane Turner: [laughs] Alright. Maybe I will.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner

- Loretta Lynn: Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo - that's my husband - he'll get to acting horny.
- Speedy West: What!
- Loretta Lynn: And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say, "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches"!
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Billy Strange - Speedy West

“I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.”
Clint Eastwood - Joe

“That was not Mozart laughing, Father... that was God. That was God laughing at me through that obscene giggle...”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“Michael and I grew old together. But at times, when we laughed, we grew young. If he was here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man, and thank him for being a friend.”
Ian Bannen - Jackie O'Shea

“There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.”
Kristen Wiig

“- Chance: Geez, you are laughing at me!
- Delilah: No, I'm laughing with you.
- Chance: I knew that.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance
Carla Gugino - Delilah

“- Klaus: Ho ho ho!
- Jesper: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really? THAT'S how you laugh?”
Jason Schwartzman - Jesper
J. K. Simmons - Klaus

“Drama is easy to fool people with, but you can't trick people into laughing.”
James Ransone

“It's harder to laugh than to cry.”
Henry Thomas

“A good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes' sitting-up exercises.”
Robert Morley - Peterson

“Mr Bennett, when was the last time you smiled? Or had a good laugh? A real laugh. A theater critic who can't find joy in the theater. Now who is the fraud?”

Hugh Jackman - P.T. Barnum

“There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.”
Ingrid Bergman - Alicia Huberman

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing".
Woody Allen - Victor

“- Bridget: I thought I'd die laughing. He was so hungry, he wanted to eat his shoes.
- Carol: No?
- Bridget: He pretended the laces were spaghetti.”

Helen Fraser - Bridget
Catherine Deneuve - Carol

“If you listen carefully... you will hear the gods... you will hear the gods laughing.”
Christopher Plummer - Commodus

“I laughed nervously which soothed me.”
François Leterrier - Le lieutenant Fontaine