Marriage quotes

“A good marriage is different to a happy marriage.”
Debra Winger

“The whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.”

Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Danny Rose: How are you, darling? How old are you?
- Lou's Daughter: Twelve.
- Danny Rose: Twelve! Are you married?”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose
Maggie Ranone - Lou's Daughter

“- Detective Arroyo: So what's your story?
- Claire Foster: Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.”
Taraji P. Henson - Detective Arroyo
Tina Fey - Claire Foster

“Well, there's nothing else I can say except that I'm glad that before I married you, you showed yourself in your true colors: you're just a butterfly.”

Virginia Walker - Alice Swallow

“- Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
- Don Diego Vega: Probably because he asked you and I did not.”
Brenda Vaccaro - Florinda
George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“- Queen's Emissary: Why exactly do you find the monarchy endearing?
- Fred Ballinger: Well, because it's so vulnerable. You eliminate one person. And all of a sudden. The whole world changes. Like in a marriage.”
Alex Macqueen - Queen's Emissary
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“- Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
- Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
- Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.”

Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
- Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
- Christian: [deeply felt] No.
- Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
- Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”
Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
Mike Epps - Ron
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black

“I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage.”
Kyle Chandler

“- Tina Sabatini: Listen, you made a commitment to my father. Nobody forced you.
- Clark Kellogg: This is beyond commitment. This is like slavery. People telling me when and to whom I'm getting married.
- Tina Sabatini: You don't want to marry me?”
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.
- Charlie: Weren't you married four times?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Jennifer Lopez - Charlie

“Marriage is no way of life for the weak, the selfish, or the insecure.”
Sir Sidney Poitier

“- James Moon: So you're married too?
- Birkin: Sort of. She went off with another chap. Not for the first time. Can't say I blame her really. Her name is Vinny.
- James Moon: Yes, I thought it might be something like that. As for me, never really met the right woman. Luckily for her.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - James Moon
Colin Firth - Birkin

- Ryan Weaver: Are you married?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Yeah, but I don't wear rings. I don't like jewelry.
- Ryan Weaver: You don't have to defend yourself to me. Was that a tough sell to your wife? The "I don't like wearing jewelry" bit?
- Marshal Marty Douglas: Weaver, I know you'd like to entertain yourself by engaging me in a challenging... (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Liotta - Ryan Weaver
Michael Harney - Marshall Marty Douglas

“- Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time.
- Tom: Traitors in our midst.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“- Mary: You're so lucky to not have a pre-nup.
- Caroline Sexton: We didn't have anything, there was nothing to nup.”
Holly Cross Vagley - Mary
Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton

“I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am.”
Linda Evans

“- King of Highhills: Before long, you will be old enough to be married.
- Violet: Then find me a husband.”
Toby Jones - King oh Highhills
Bebe Cave - Violet

“- Dr. Frank Bryant: We split up, Rita, because of poetry.
- Rita: You what?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: One day, my wife explained to me that, for the past fifteen years, my output as a poet had dealt entirely with the part of our lives in which we discovered each other.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant
Julie Walters - Rita

“Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“Happy wife... happy life!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
- Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.”
William Fichtner - Marriage Counselor
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“Marriage is like a piece of cheese.”
Lloyd Bridges - Vincenzo Cortino

“- Denise Dahlberg: I've been out riding around with Bruce.
- Jim Dahlberg: All night?
- Denise Dahlberg: Frankly, Daddy, that's none of your business.
- Jim Dahlberg: As long as you live...
- Denise Dahlberg: Oh Daddy, don't start this again, I'm getting married tomorrow.”
Lori Lethin - Denise Dahlberg
John Cullum - Jim Dahlberg