Marriage quotes

“- Tiffany: The ring. The one you left for me. I found it on the mantle the night you were killed. I've never taken it off.
- Chucky: Oh, that. The one I got from Vivian VanPelt.
- Tiffany: Vivian who?
- Chucky: Vivian VanPelt. I dumped her in the river, remember? That ring is worth five or six grand easy.
- Tiffany: You mean... you weren't gonna...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Miranda Presley: We'll have a fight, and I'll pretend to slap you, or shoot you in the leg or something.
- James Wright: Got a better idea.
- Miranda Presley: What?
- James Wright: Let's get married.
- Miranda Presley: You don't just get married as a joke.
- James Wright: It's not a joke. It's a journey.”
Samantha Mathis - Miranda Presley
River Phoenix - James Wright

“- Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?
- Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
- Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Chris Noth - Mr. Big

“- Paulette: I don't have to sleep with you anymore?
- Lionel Dobie: I'm your ally against horse dung and fraud. That's as far as it goes from now on.”

Rosanna Arquette - Paulette
Nick Nolte - Lionel Dobie

“If anyone knows a reason why we two shouldn't get together in matrimony: shut up!”
Hilary Shepard - Divatox

“You could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you.”

Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- George Takei: [at Lloyd's wedding] The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make.
- Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
- George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
- Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
George Takei - George Takei

“- Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
- Toula: You, all our lives.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria
Nia Vardalos - Toula

“Don't cheat on your lady, man, when you live in a country that only has eight people in it.”
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson - Helicopter Pilot

“I do know it's important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”
Ray Romano

“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”
Ray Romano

“That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.”
Ray Romano

“You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I'm an extremely sexual person, I can't help it, it's just how I'm wired, you know, even when I was a little girl. I had my first orgasm when I was 6 in ballet class.”
Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel

“Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.”
Sarah Holcomb - Clorette DePasto

“- Jack: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
- Parry: Happily married, probably.
- Jack: That's a bad example.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack
Jeff Bridges - Parry

“If I couldn't tell you that I was unhappy sometimes, is because I didn't want to risk hurting the one person I treasure most.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - John Clark

“- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: You will marry me when it's over, won't you, Jane? You won't be mad at me because I didn't marry you now?
- Jane Hilton: Of course I won't be mad. But you take care of yourself.”

Robert Walker - Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd
Jennifer Jones - Jane Hilton

“- Anna Coleman: So, let's do this thingy.
- Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Mark Harmon - Ryan

“I went to Vegas for 22 years, married some absolutely charming women, and gave them all my money.”
Anthony George Newley

“If you don't get married I'm going to fire the both of you.”

Walter Huston - Thomas A. Dickson

“- Joel Glicker: Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?
- Wednesday Addams: No.
- Joel Glicker: But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
- Wednesday Addams: I'd pity him.”
David Krumholtz - Joel Glicker
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“A long time ago, I had a big fat greek wedding. Now my daughter is all grown up. Ian and I are just trying to find a minute to ourselves, and my family is still too close, but there's always a few surprises.”

Nia Vardalos - Toula

“An affair has more rules than a marriage.”
Cate Blanchett - Lena Brandt

“- Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?
- Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“You're gonna realise, marriage is an idea whose time has come and gone.”

Daniel Hugh Kelly - Scotty