Marriage quotes

“Sex before the wedding is so much better without the groom.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kitty

“Her father was very, very rich, and very, very sick. The doctors assured me he'd be dead any minute. There wasn't a second to lose! I rushed right out and married the boss's daughter. He was so sick, it was like the Angel of Death was sitting in the room with him, watching the clock. They pulled the plug on him... he wheezed and shook for about...” (continue)(continue reading)
Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“- Liz Randone: Why is it that you never got married, Freddy?
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: All the best girls were taken.”
Annabella Sciorra - Liz Randone
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“- Kate Mercer: Would you have married her for real?
- Geoff Mercer: I thought you didn't like theoretical questions?
- Kate Mercer: Just answer me.
- Geoff Mercer: Yes.”
Charlotte Rampling - Kate Mercer
Tom Courtenay - Geoff Mercer

“God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!”

Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you trying to tell me that you didn't love me, that you married me just because I was so kind?
- Bill Cardew: She's telling me what kind of a rat you were, taking advantage of a helpless widow.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“Marriage is a good thing. If only I could be free to live my own life... to choose who I love and love him in my own way. That's real happiness.”
Zhang Ziyi - Jen Yu

“- Brenner: Did you ever marry, uh... Major what's-his-name with a gun?
- Sunhill: Yes, I did.
- Brenner: Oh... Congratulations. I'm extremely happy for you, Sarah. And I wish you both the best that life has to offer .
- Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
- Brenner: Good.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill

“If I gave the king a son, he would not be a bastard.”
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“- Granny: Did you talk to Marci?
- Del Spooner: No, G.G., I haven't talked to Marci.
- Granny: When I was coming up, we didn't just marry someone, then divorce them and then not talk to them.”

Adrian Ricard - Granny
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“Maureen and I were not meant to be married. Something always came up to keep us apart, a picture, or another affair, or some problem in the timing. Every once in a while, we landed on the same picture – Against All Flags, The Magnificent Matador – and resumed our affair.”

Anthony Quinn

“- Fred Rose: Business is tough on marriage.
- Hank Williams: Marriage is tough on marriage.”
Bradley Whitford - Fred Rose
Tom Hiddleston - Hank WIlliams

“People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.”
Paul Newman

“From both north and south men are everyday enslaved at the altar, regardless of their state or color.”
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“- Fletcher Reede: I was hoping after being married to me you'd have no more strength left.
- Audrey Reede: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.”
Errol Flynn

Ultimately, I think you have to ask yourself "Is this person worth more to me than my pride"?

Steve Carrell - Doctor Feld

“You’re so beautiful. You could have married anybody. Married a doctor, a lawyer, a nice man, instead of this… I don’t even know what to call this guy.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.”
Jennifer Hale - Cinderella

“- Larry Valentine: You know what, I cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight, so don't bother coming in the bedroom.
- Chuck Levine: Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey!
- Larry Valentine: You are a lousy best friend, and a shitty husband!
- Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Mrs Carver: I chose you.
- Mr Carver: I got you a real pool for God's sake. Look, there's water in here. Come here, come here. Come here. Get inside the pool. Get inside this pool with your brother. Come here.
- Gilbert: Why did you?
- Mr Carver: Get inside the pool. Yeah, look, real water, boys. Okay, so. . . so I don't, don't give...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mary Steenburgen - Betty Carver
Kevin Tighe - Ken Carver
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”
John Barrymore

“You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.”
Sir Michael Caine

“I call to God and all the world to witness that I have been to you a true, humble, and obedient wife. I have loved all those who you have loved, for your sake, whether or not I had cause, whether they be my friends or enemies. I was a true maid, without touch of man! And whether or not it be true, I put it to your conscience.”

Maria Doyle Kennedy - Queen Katherine

“- Natalie Strout: You don't change, do you?
- Richard Strout: Change? No, I don't change. Everything around me changes. You change. You take my house... and you take my kids... and you fuck this other guy. But me, no, I don't change.”
Marisa Tomei - Natalie Strout
William Mapother - Richard Strout