Marriage quotes

“- Counselor: Did marriage make you happy?
- Elton John: Not really. I'm gay.”
Taron Egerton - Elton John

“- Alma: Why are you not married?
- Reynolds Woodcock: I make dresses.
- Alma: You cannot be married when you make dresses?
- Reynolds Woodcock: I'm certain I was never meant to marry. I'm a confirmed bachelor. I'm incurable.”
Vicky Krieps - Alma
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Harriet: Aren't you ever going to marry?
- Alison Drake: No thanks, not me. You know, a long time ago I decided to travel the same open road that men travel. So, I treat men exactly the way they've always treated women.”
Lois Wilson - Harriet
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.”
David Carradine - Cole Younger

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”

Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Don: Sherri and I are engaged.
- Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
- Squishy: She's my Mom.
- Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
- Squishy: This is so weird.
- Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joel Murray - Don
Billy Crystal - Mike
Peter Sohn - Squishy

“- Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
- Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you finding yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
- Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow - Johanna

“Marriage is an institution. It's the bedrock of society.”
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini

“People said their marriage was troubled and unhappy. That they lived mostly separate lives. But I never saw that. That's not how they seemed when they were together.”

Laura Linney - Daisy

“If Florence Nightingale had ever nursed you, Mr. Whiteside, she would have married Jack the Ripper instead of founding the Red Cross!”

Mary Wickes - Miss Preen

- Carrie: Why do you think it's called "honeymoon"?
- Charles: Um, I don't know... I suppose it's, uh, "honey" because it's sweet as honey, and "moon" because it's the first time a husband got to see his wife's bottom.
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Dan Merrick: You know what I like best about amnesia?
- Judith Merrick: What?
- Dan Merrick: After seven years of marriage, I get to fall in love with you all over again.”
Tom Berenger - Dan Merrick
Greta Scacchi - Judith Merrick

“- John Robie: I only regret one thing.
- Danielle Foussard: That you never asked me to marry you?
- John Robie: No, that I never taught you better English.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Brigitte Auber - Daniele Foussard

“- Hubert Downs: Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?
- Iris Augen: Hubert! You mean it?
- Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.
- Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me!
- Hubert Downs: Perfect!”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs
Mews Small - Iris Augen

“- Rose: This is some serious proposal that you're doing. You're a sensitive kid.
- Mike Howell: Well, I love her.
- Rose: You gotta give it all when you love her like that. Know what I'm saying? Want to get drunk and get some booty in your face?
- Mike Howell: It's 8:15 in the morning.”

John Leguizamo - Rose
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell

“Marriage would make me deceitful and I don't ever want that.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“I was carried away by her, enchanted by her, as everyone was. And when I was married, I was told that I was the luckiest man in the world. She was so lovely, so accomplished, so amusing.”

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“- Bob Campbell: I've asked my wife for a divorce... Did you hear me?
- Dian Fossey: I'm scared.
- Bob Campbell: You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell
Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: You can't possibly marry me. I can't let that happen.
- Julian Grayraven: Is it that you don't love me?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: No! It's not that, it's... bare with me. I'm cursed. I can't have children. I'm barren.”
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix
Vondie Curtis-Hall - Julian Grayraven

“- Carolina: I’m marked. They’re going to kill me.
- Humpty: That’s what you get when you marry a gangster.”
Juno Temple - Carolina
Jim Belushi - Humpty

“Oh Jessica, my beloved concubine. I should have married you.”
Jürgen Prochnow - Duke Leto Atreides

“- Paul Varjak: [about Holly and Jose] So you're getting married, then?
- Holly Golightly: Well, he hasn't really asked me, not in so many words.
- Paul Varjak: Four you mean?
- Holly Golightly: Huh?
- Paul Varjak: Well that's how many it takes: will you marry me?”
George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Doug Harris: I don’t know what to do. I told her that I have a best man lined up.
- Edmundo: The truth is always the best.
- Doug Harris: Well, what if the truth just isn’t an option?”
Josh Gad - Doug Harris
Ignacio Serricchio - Edmundo

“You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“For a Muslim woman, marriage is a lilting dance of duality, strength and submission. Beautiful, selfless, rapturous love of two masters, the carnal and the divine. The life a Muslim woman lives is a dangerous and difficult one. If she does not submit to her husband, there is a spot reserved for her in Hell. Yes. My husband kissed me before he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Melissa Benoist - Katherine Russell