Marriage quotes

“- Caroline Lord: Dexter, are you ever going to get married again?
- C. K. Dexter-Haven: Sure I am, I'm just waiting for you to grow up.
- Caroline Lord: Oh Dexter, for you I'll hurry.
- C. K. Dexter-Haven: You're gonna have to.”
Lydia Reed - Caroline Lord
Bing Crosby - C. K. Dexter-Haven

“Marriage is a good way to spend the winter.”
Edmund Gwenn - Capt. Albert Wiles

“A woman's a fool to marry for that. That's somethin' for a man. The Good Lord never meant for a decent woman to want that. Not really want it. It's all just a fake and a pipe dream.”

Evelyn Varden - Icey Spoon

“When you've been married to a man for forty years you know all that don't amount to a hill of beans. I've been married to Walt that long and I swear in all that time I just lie there thinkin' about my canning.”

Evelyn Varden - Icey Spoon

“Every man's ready to get married when the right girl comes along.”
Thelma Ritter - Stella

“When I married Miles, we were both a couple of maladjusted misfits. We are still maladjusted misfits, and we have loved every minute of it.”
Thelma Ritter - Stella

“- Jeff: She wants me to marry her.
- Stella: That's normal.
- Jeff: I don't want to.
- Stella: That's abnormal.”

James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Thelma Ritter - Stella

“That's one thing a married man has got to get used to, is waitin' for women.”
Van Heflin - Joe Starrett

“- Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
- Lorelei Lee: It's true.
- Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
- Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for your money.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“- Mary Kate Danaher: What manner of man is it that I have married?
- Hugh Forbes: A better one, I think, than you know, Mary Kate.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Charles B. Fitzsimons - Hugh Forbes

“- Barnaby: Do you regret not having married him?
- Mrs. Edwina Fulton: Look who's talking! What about Elvira Bliss?
- Barnaby: Oh, for heaven's sake. Elvira Bliss. That was in grammar school.
- Mrs. Edwina Fulton: I know. She was the teacher.”
Cary Grant - Dr. Barnaby Fulton
Ginger Rogers - Mrs. Edwina Fulton

“- Georgia: Jonathan, will you marry me?
- Jonathan: Not even a little bit.”
Lana Turner - Georgia
Kirk Douglas - Jonathan

“If you believe in romance, and if you believe in marriage, you also have to believe in divorce.”
Alex Borstein

“- Joan Castleman: I can't take the humiliation of holding your coat and arranging your pills and picking the crumbs out of your beard and being shoved aside with all the other wives to talk about some goddamn shopping trip while you, while you say to all the, the gathering sycophants that your wife doesn't write! Your wife, who just won the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Glenn Close - Joan Castleman
Jonathan Pryce - Joe Castleman

“It's a great thing to have a lady aboard with clean habits. It sets the man a good example. A man alone, he gets to living like a hog.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt

“- Brub Nicolai: You know, I got married.
- Dixon Steele: Why?
- Brub Nicolai: Oh, I don't know. I guess she had a couple of bucks to spare.”
Frank Lovejoy - Brub Nicolai
Humphrey Bogart - Dixon Steele

“Anna, you are the most extraordinary person I've ever known. I love you with all that I am. Will you marry me?”
Jonathan Groff - Kristoff

“The dead part wasn’t dead, it was just in a coma. And it was better than the sex, the talking. Although the sex was also like the talking. You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. Don’t you find that? And, um, so, we spent the whole night and the next day together, and I just never left. Yes, to be honest, all the problems were...” (continue)(continue reading)

Scarlett Johansson - Nicole

“- Charlie: We had a great theater company, and a great life where we were.
- Nicole: You call that a great life?
- Charlie: You know what I mean. I don’t mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. Professionally. I don’t know. Honestly, I never considered anything different.
- Nicole: Well, that’s the problem, isn’t it? I mean, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam Driver - Charlie
Scarlett Johansson - Nicole

“Amanda, my love, why do you stay married to a legal beagle with ten thumbs?”
David Wayne - Kip Lurie

“No part of marriage is the exclusive province of any one sex.”
Katharine Hepburn - Amanda Bonner

“Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers.”
David Wayne - Kip Lurie

“- Judy Flaquer: Men are such horrible beasts. I wish I were married to Anthony Keane for just one hour. I'd make him jump through hoops.
- Judge Lord Thomas Horfield: I wish you were married to someone. Perhaps he could put up with your clap-clap better than I can!”
Joan Tetzel - Judy Flaquer
Charles Laughton - Judge Lord Thomas Horfield

“It's nice to be married to someone who can help others - even save their lives.”
Ann Todd - Gay Keane

“They said that being married to Johnny Farrell was very like driving a car with no brakes.”
Rita Hayworth - Gilda