Marriage quotes

“Love is the last thing I desire. But if my children are to be of good stock, then their mother must be of impeccable quality.”
Jonathan Bailey - Lord Anthony Bridgerton

“But marriage is not about always being happy. It’s about compromise.”
Kelly Bishop - Emily Gilmore

“You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married.”
Sandra Bullock - Angela Bennett

“Solution to my whole life was right under my nose— that woman, those kids— and I was watching everything else. See, infidelity is one kind of sin, but my true failure was inattention.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?”
Matt Stone - butters

“You know the worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.”
Tati Gabrielle - Marienne

“I should've known the marriage was over two years in when your father stopped wanting to do anal.”
Saffron Burrows - Dottie Quinn

“I was wrong, Natalie. I thought you were the threat to my marriage. But the real problem to my marriage is my fucking wife!”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“Women in their thirties on the Internet, they’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.”
Julie Bowen - Claire Dunphy

“Julie-Oh, classy choice, Jimmy, although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, I think in psychology that's called transference.
Jimmy-Oh, and you marrying Caleb, I think in psychology that's called shameless gold-digging”
Melinda Clarke - Julie Cooper
Tate Donovan - Jimmy Cooper

“Love – a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.”
Jerry Orbach - Lennie Briscoe

“Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse—millions of tiny moments that create your love story.”

Jeanne Tripplehorn - Alex Blake

“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”
Spencer Grammer - Summer Smith

“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“Mom-You know what I'm realising? My life is just going to go. Like that. This series of milestones. Getting married. Having kids. Getting divorced. The time that we thought you were dyslexic. When I taught you how to ride a bike. Getting divorced... again. Getting my masters degree. Finally getting the job I wanted. Sending Samantha off to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ellar Coltrane - Mason
Patricia Arquette - Olivia

“You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people.”
Lauren German - Chloe Decker

“Valka-I'm, uh... a little out of practice.
Stoick the Vast-Well, you know - I didn't marry you for your cooking.
Gobber-I hope not. Her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle ax.”

Cate Blanchett - Valka
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“You know, you can cheat on your wife with hookers who indulge your diaper fetish and still be the senator from Louisiana, so long as you apologize.”
Blair Brown - Judy King

“Love is supposed to be a feeling that you feel.People say that they're falling in love, but they're not actually falling in love.It's a fake connection that you feel with someone and marriage should never happen.”
Elle Fanning - Julie Hamlin

“I ask you, what man will want to marry a girl who flits around rooftops, chasing chickens?”
Rosalind Chao - Li

“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“America remains trapped in a loveless marriage with itself.”
Laurence Fishburne - Narrator

“Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are? Five times I believed in love.”
Pedro Alonso - Berlín