Marriage quotes

“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
Liz Taylor

“- Kate Reynolds: How can you do that?
- Jack Campbell: What?
- Kate Reynolds: Look at me like you haven't seen me every day for the last 13 years.”
Téa Leoni - Kate Reynolds
Nicolas Cage - Jack Campbell

“I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.”
Mary Lynn Rajskub

“What can I say? When you know, you know.”

Ashton Kutcher - Jack Fuller

“- Sandor Szavost: Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties? May I ask why a beautiful woman who could have any man in this room wants to be married?
- Alice Harford: Why wouldn't she?
- Sandor Szavost: Is it as bad as that?
- Alice Harford: As good as that!”
Sky du Mont - Sandor Szavost
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
Eva Gabor

“- Sophie: It's about knowing who I am and... and I wanted to get married knowing who I am!
- Sky: That doesn't come from finding your father. That comes from finding yourself.”
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie
Dominic Cooper - Sky

“If I found a man who had 15 million dollars, would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.”

Bette Davis

“There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career. ”
Billie Burke

“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't know why you let me go to University. It's like taking me to the top of the mountain and showing me the world, and then marching me back down, and saying, "That's what you can't have Benny, you silly great fat article. Here's what you can have: Knockglen for the rest of your life and married to Sean bloody Walsh"! I'd rather be married... (continue)(continue reading)
Minnie Driver - Benny

“I want to marry you. Not your crown, not your army. Just you.”
Julia Ormond - Guinevere

“You know marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“I don't understand why women are so obsessed with getting married? I mean married people just want to be single again, if you're single the world is your smorgasbord.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“- Ben Stone: You screwed me, dad. You said everything was going to be fine and nothing is fine. Nothing is fine.
- Ben's Dad: Ben, I've been divorced three times. Why would you listen to me?”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Harold Ramis - Ben's dad

“I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...”
Steve Carrell - Cal

“Want to test your marriage for weak spots? Add one recession, subtract two jobs. It's surprisingly effective.”
Rosamund Pike - Amy Dunne

“The primal questions of a marriage: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?”
Ben Affleck - Nick Dunne

“Every time God closes a door, he opens up the opportunity for a much bigger wedding venue.”
Jaime Camil - Rogelio De La Vega

“You know how the old saying goes. First comes love, then almost-marriage, then platonic friendship, and then he’s your real estate agent.”
Gina Rodriguez - Jane Villanueva

“It always seemed rather dark, when my mother-in-law lived here. But then, she made everything rather dark.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“I’d rather have the right man than the right wedding.”
Joanne Froggatt - Anna Bates

“Every woman goes down the aisle with half the story hidden.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“They want you to lose faith. Lose faith in your country, which they say is the devil. In your brother marines, who they say aren't coming for you because you have no military value. In your wife, who they say has got her arms wrapped around someone else.”
Morena Baccarin - Jessica Brody

“Odin-Despite all I have survived, my Queen still worries over me.
Frigga-It's only because I still worry over you that you have survived.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Odin
Rene Russo - Frigga