Marriage quotes

“- Johnny Farrell: Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married?
- Gilda: What I want to know is, does it bother you?”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
Rita Hayworth - Gilda

“When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.”
Eve Arden - Ida Corwin

“- Susan: I need to marry a millionaire.
- Fiona: You married a millionaire.
- Susan: I need a spare. What if this one pops his clogs?”
Rosalind Ayres - Susan
Lesley Manville - Fiona

“- Madeleine: St. Paul says that he who marries does a good thing, but he who remains chaste does something better.
- Urbain Grandier: Then I am content to do a good thing and leave the best to those that can face it.”
Gemma Jones - Madeleine
Oliver Reed - Urbain Grandier

“- Horacio: I want you to be my wife.
- Tristana: I'll live with you for as long as you love me. If you ever get tired of me, we'll each go our own way.”
Franco Nero - Horacio
Catherine Deneuve - Tristana

“- Don Lope: Look at that couple. Don't you get the sickly scent of conjugal happiness?
- Tristana: I don't understand.
- Don Lope: Did you see that bovine look of resignation? That boredom? Farewell, love. Never get married, Tristana.
- Tristana: One can be free and honorable.
- Don Lope: Exactly. Passion must be free. It's a law of nature....” (continue)(continue reading)
Fernando Rey - Don Lope
Catherine Deneuve - Tristana

“God, what was the theme of this wedding? Easter at Elton John’s house?”

Brandon Scott Jones - Donny

“- Stan Laurel: You'll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don't get married again.
- Oliver Hardy: Oh, I didn't tell you. I proposed to Lucille.”
Steve Coogan - Stan
John C. Reilly - Oliver

“I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.”
Steve Coogan - Stan

“- Prince Don Fabrizio Salina: In your opinion, what should I say?
- Father Pirrone: The wish to found a Christian family is agreeable to the Church. Our Lord's presence at the marriage...
- Prince Don Fabrizio Salina: Let's keep to the point. I want to talk about this marriage, not the one at Cana, much less about marriage in general.”

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina
Romolo Valli - Father Pirrone

I'm a vigorous man. I can't find satisfaction with a woman who crosses herself in bed before every embrace, and can only say "Gesummaria" afterwards. I've had seven children with her and I've never seen her navel. Is that right? I ask you. She's the sinner!

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“My mother had fled an arranged marriage, left her whole world behind, but in my father's lighthouse, she had found something unexpected. And my father found the love of his life.”
Jason Momoa - Arthur

“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang
James Shigeta - Wang Ta

“- Anne Larson: You know, I spent my honeymoon by the sea 12 years ago.
- Cecile: Did you like it? I mean, the place?
- Anne Larson: Yes, I liked both it and the place.”
Deborah Kerr - Anne Larson
Jean Seberg - Cecile

“- Anne Larson: Are you studying now?
- Cecile: During vacation?
- Anne Larson: Well, you're going to take your examinations again, in October?
- Cecile: Why? Raymond never got a diploma.
- Anne Larson: Yes, but he worked hard, made quite a bit of money.
- Cecile: Well, if it's all gone, I'm sure they'll always be a man to take care of me....” (continue)(continue reading)
Deborah Kerr - Anne Larson
Jean Seberg - Cecile

“Right then I knew we'd lost her. She'll always love us of course, but not in the old way. From now on her love will be handed out like a farmer's wife tossing scraps to the family rooster.”

Spencer Tracy - Stanley T. Banks

“Oh, Stanley. I don't know how to explain. A wedding. A church wedding. Well it's, it's what every girl dreams of. A bridal dress, the orange blossoms, the music. It's something lovely to remember all the rest of her life. And something for us to remember too.”

Joan Bennett - Ellie Banks

“I would like to say a few words about weddings. I've just been through one. Not my own. My daughter's. Someday in the far future I may be able to remember it with tender indulgence, but not now. I always used to think that marriages were a simple affair. Boy meets girl. Fall in love. They get married. Have babies. Eventually the babies grow up...” (continue)(continue reading)
Spencer Tracy - Stanley T. Banks

“- Dr. Austin Sloper: How is it possible to protect such a willing victim?
- Lavinia Penniman: You will kill her if you deny her this marriage.
- Dr. Austin Sloper: You forget I'm a doctor. People don't die of such things.”

Ralph David Richardson - Dr. Austin Sloper
Miriam Hopkins - Lavinia Penniman

“A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.”
Jessica Simpson

“- Pat White: I've got a sorority sister with a normal life.
- Janet Armstrong: Yeah?
- Pat White: She married a dentist.
- Janet Armstrong: A dentist? Sounds good.
- Pat White: He's home by six every night. And every few months she calls to say she wishes he weren't.”
Olivia Hamilton - Pat White
Claire Foy - Janet Armstrong

“If I'm not good enough to marry, I'm not good enough to kiss.”
Jennifer Jones - Pearl Chavez

“In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.”
Tim Allen

“- Ally: You know, what I'd like is for my boyfriend to love me. Actually, for my husband to love me.
- Jack: Yeah, who's your fucking boyfriend? You got a boyfriend?
- Ally: Yeah, I've got a boyfriend.
- Jack: That hurts, calling me your fucking boyfriend.
- Ally: You're my boyfriend if you don't treat me like your wife.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack

“The weaker partner in a marriage is the one who loves the most.”
Eleonora Duse