Marriage quotes

“All the guests are on her side. I should have bought you more friends.”
Chris Haywood - Ken Blundell

“- Annabelle Fox: Maureen's getting a divorce.
- Joe Fox: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Maureen, the Nanny: [giggling] It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies.
- Joe Fox: That is so wise, yes. Annabelle, remember that.”
Hallee Hirsh - Annabelle Fox
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox
Katie Finneran - Maureen, the Nanny

“- Peggy Stephenson: What's wrong with their marriage?
- Woody Merrill: Nothing, except one slight detail, they just don't like each other.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson
Victor Cutler - Woody Merrill

“- Liz Blake: Do you want to fuck me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Oh, yes.
- Liz Blake: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I'm a doctor and...
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of doctors.
- Doctor Robert Elliott: ...and I'm married.
- Liz Blake: Fucked a lot of them, too.”
Nancy Allen - Liz Blake
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“- Aladdin's Mother: Marriage? Have you lost your mind? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
- Aladdin: It's not ridiculous, mother. If I asked the Genie, he could...
- Aladdin's Mother: Don't even mention that horrible creature again. The Sultan's daughter... Really, Aladdin? I think you've got stark raving mad.
- Aladdin: I'm going...” (continue)(continue reading)
June Lockhart - Aladdin's Mother
Christopher Atkins - Aladdin

“- David Helfgott - Adult: Would you marry me?
- Gillian: Well, it wouldn't be very practical, David.
- David Helfgott - Adult: Practical? No, of course not. Of course not. But then neither am I, Gillian. Neither am I. I'm not very practical at all.
- Sylvia: You'll miss the plane!
- Gillian: It's sweet of you, David. I don't know what to say.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Geoffrey Rush - David Helfgott - Adult
Lynn Redgrave - Gillian
Sonia Todd - Sylvia

“Marriage, it's the quintessential deal.”
Alan King - Max Herschel

“Life lesson. A lot of people think the moment a parent lets go of their child is at the wedding. Not me. Think he's crying because he's giving away his daughter? Uh-uh. It's because she's marrying this guy.”
Martin Lawrence - James

“I probably have too much sympathy for Mr. Brown and not enough patience with Mrs. Brown. We get cases like that every day. The wife is bored; marriage is just a habit. But on the other hand, she accepts everything her husband gives her.”

Eve Arden - Sally Aikens

“- Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...
- Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?
- Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...
- Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?
- Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...
- Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Guttenberg - Gus Kubicek
Jami Gertz - Emily Pear

“To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?”
Andrew Rubin - George Martín

“You think I could be your best man when you two get married?”
Patrick Fugit - Danny

“It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Janine: Oh, my God. I want that so bad. A husband that I can kiss and love and give juice too.
- Michael Newman: You've already cheated on three different husbands with their brothers. I think you've given enough juice to everybody. Love juice.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Janine
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Jack Ryan: I'm in the CIA.
- Cathy Muller: Thank God. I thought you were having an affair.”
Chris Pine - Jack Ryan
Keira Knightley - Kathy Muller

“- Carter: Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it?
- Dan: You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you're outside of the foxhole you keep your dick in your pants.
- Carter: That's poetic.”
Christopher Grace - Carter
Dennis Quaid - Dan

“Love? I'll be honest with you. I never knew what that was. Marriage? Marriage is not love. Marriage is you take a shave while your wife sits on the can and clips her toenails.”
Vincent Piazza - Tommy DeVito

“To be with someone, when you're not really with him can... it's... I think I might be less lonely... alone.”
Meryl Streep - Kay

“- Junior Healy: Are you the guy that married Debbie Claukinski?
- Voytek: Yes. She took my house, my money and my pride.
- Junior Healy: I thought you'd like to know, she found herself a new guy, and their out at the St. Pierre club, having fun at your expense.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Zach Grenier - Voytek

“- Rich: So, how did your mom react when you told her about the wedding?
- Waverly: It never came up.
- Rich: How come?
- Waverly: She rather get rectal cancer.”
Christopher Rich - Rich
Tamlyn Tomita - Waverly

“I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet

“A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms.”
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“- Lenore St. John: Does it make a bad person being married to one man, fantasizing about another?
- Bryan Mills: Confused, maybe. Bad? No.”
Famke Janssen - Lenore St. John
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“- Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
- Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
- Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
- Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
- Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter