Marriage quotes

“- Dr. Feld: All right. This is good.
- Arnold: Good for you. The more we tear each other apart, the more money we have to pay you to put it back together.”
Steve Carrell - Doctor Feld
Tommy Lee Jones - Arnold

“I can't see it working for me. I never got the urge, you know? A lot of great-looking women in the world. I never met one made me wanna give up all the others.”

William Hurt - Richie Cusack

“- Principal Evelyn Doyle: I inherited the business from my late husband.
- Richard Clark: I'm shocked!
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What? That a woman can run a business?
- Richard Clark: No. That you were ever married.”
Louise Fletcher - Principal Evelyn Doyle
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark

“You take me and I'll take a vacation. I'll need a vacation if we're going to get married.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

Jason says "Lie lie lie lie, til death do us part" blah blah blah. And she says yes, and he says yes and it's kissie kissie kissie and congratulations.

Vanessa Redgrave - Robin Lerner

“Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?”
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“- Brian: I'm not married anymore.
- Melinda Ledbetter: [Speaking in a near whisper] Okay.”
John Cusack - Old Brian
Elizabeth Banks - Melinda Ledbetter

“She had hoped to marry off one of her beautiful, stupid daughters to the prince. But his head was turned by a girl with glass slippers. And so, I lived unhappily ever after. My story would appear to be ended.”

Cate Blanchett - Stepmother

“I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.”
Eddie Albert - Ali Hakim

“I’m now living with Mrs. Wolowitz. That’s all I got.”
Kevin Sussman

“You don't stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because of love, but because your partner is a real friend to you.”
Olympia Dukakis

“A wedding is such a girl thing.”
Selma Blair

“I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for.”
Ellen Barkin

“I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.”
John Corbett

“People who get married are not to be trusted. You know why? Because if you were legitimately happy, honestly you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldn't have to broadcast it. They do it because they're insecure and because they think that getting married is what they're supposed to be doing now. And so they're lying to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Neil

“- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
- Joe: I thought you'd never ask.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi
Héctor Elizondo - Joe

“Mug me or marry me, Shakes. I'm too tired for anything else.”
Minnie Driver - Carol

“- Beth: So, Ned. How long have you guys been married, then?
- Ned: Thirty Years. If I'd killed her when I first thought about it, I'd be out by now. A free man.”
Sharon Horgan - Beth
Anthony Head - Ned

“Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office, OK?”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry.”
Ali Larter

“I love true love, and I'm a woman who wants to be married for a lifetime. That traditional life is something that I want.”
Ali Larter

“I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.”
Julie Christie

“You don't stay married for 35 years by accident.”
Ashley Judd

“Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.”
Bob Hoskins

“They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.”
Leslie Mann