Marriage quotes

“- Howard D. Doyle: I love you. I trust you.
- Miles Massey: It's the pre-nup. Brilliant.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle
George Clooney - Miles

“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: When you get married - it's crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

“If you marry the wrong person for the wrong reasons, then no matter how hard you work, it's never going to work, because then you have to completely change yourself, completely change them, completely - by that time, you're both dead.”
Anne Bancroft

“You have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person.”
Anne Bancroft

“Well, let's face the facts. If you weren't certain you wanted to marry her today, of all days - i.e., your wedding day - then it must have been the right decision, mustn't it?”

James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“- Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
- John Smith: Ok, I don't like them.
- Jane Smith: You'll get used to them.”

Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“Marriage is wild.”
John Leguizamo

“Each case I handle convinces me further that marriage is dead in the water.”

Julianne Moore - Audrey Woods

“- Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.
- Matty: Get married.
- Ned: I just need it for tonight.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Clooney: We've been together 12 years.
- Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!
- Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.”
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney
Paula Prentiss - Celia Clooney

“So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. And, for some reason, I... [notices Jane giving him a weird look]...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Marsden - Kevin

“- Toula Portokalos: Ma?
- Maria Portokalos: What?
- Toula Portokalos: Why do I have to go to Greek school?
- Maria Portokalos: When you get married, don't you wanna write your mother in law a letter?”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Marilyn Monroe: Do you know I've been married three times already? How did that happen?
- Colin Clark: You were just looking for the right man.
- Marilyn Monroe: They always look right at the start.”
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“- Georgia Hines: I love you. Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
- Jimmy Perrino: Because you're an alcoholic and I'm gay. We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“I am not getting married today, I have been beaten every day since I got engaged, and I have made excuses for him over, and over, and over again. But it's time for me to live for Lisa.”
Rochelle Aytes - Lisa

“- John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?
- Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.
- John Beckwith: That's beautiful.
- Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith
Jane Seymour - Kathleen Cleary

“- Jeff Dunham: Marriage is an institution.
- Walter: So is Alcatraz.
- Jeff Dunham: You can't compare marriage to prison.
- Walter: Yeah, I guess you're right. The warden doesn't max out your credit cards.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“I thought Richard Burton was a wonderful man. He still is a wonderful man, no matter how many times he marries Elizabeth Taylor.”
Henry Koster On Richard Burton

“I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.”
Guy Ritchie On Madonna

“- Dennis: Look, even if you did get pregnant, I'd marry you.
- Odette: Do you believe in centralized government or states' rights?
- Dennis: What?
- Odette: I just want to know the kind of guy I'm marrying.
- Dennis: I'm starting to get the distinct impression you don't want to do this anymore.”

Matthew Lawrence - Dennis
Gaby Hoffmann - Odette

“- Elise McKenna: You will marry me, won't you?
- Richard Collier: Sorry.
- Elise McKenna: You won't?
- Richard Collier: Sure. I was just laughing at the way you asked, that's all.
- Elise McKenna: For one moment there, I thought you had a wife and children back home somewhere.”

Jane Seymour - Elise McKenna
Christopher Reeve - Richard Collier

“- Ashburn: I was actually married for six-some years.
- Mullins: Was he a hearing man?”
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“- Frederic: Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think I might even want to marry you.
- Mabel Stanley: God, that was a short love scene!”

Christopher Atkins - Frederic
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Jim Bowers: It's a scientific fact that a pig becomes a hog at 180 pounds.
- Spencer Hamilton: What's that make your wife?
- Tucker Kain: Fat.”
Jonathan Silverman - Jim Bowers
Wolfgang Bodison - Spencer Hamilton
Michael Papajohn - Tucker Kain