Marriage quotes

“- Baroness Laginsky: I knew your father when he was young.
- George Sand: Really?
- Baroness Laginsky: Yes. We girls were enraged when we heard he'd married that dancer, or whatever she was.
- George Sand: You mean my mother?”
Elizabeth Spriggs - Baroness Laginsky
Judy Davis - George Sand

“We honeymooned in Greece. The Parthenon had stood for 2,400 years. Reggie's promise to go straight lasted two weeks.”
Emily Browning - Frances Shea

“- Rex O'Herlihan: This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know...
- Peter: Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...?
- Rex O'Herlihan: Never.
- Peter: My god, Rex. You are a good guy.”
Tom Berenger - Rex O'Herlihan
G.W. Bailey - Peter

“It's my stag do... my last night of freedom. Which is how some people might see it. But for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.”
Dominic Cooper - Sky

“- Bruce Wayne: I can't stay down here, Alfred.
- Alfred: Go upstairs and socialize. Some young lady from Metropolis will make you honest.
[to self]
- Alfred: In your dreams, Alfred...”
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne
Jeremy Irons - Alfred

I should warn you, I'm not going to be any good at this. "Bringing flowers" and "holding hands". I'll probably forget your birthday. But if I'm going to do this with anyone, it might as well be you.

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Alexandra Maria Lara

“Honey, our daughter's getting married, you wanna come?”

Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Harry: What would the father of the bride normally do?
- Tanya: Pay. Though my dad drew the line at my third.”
Colin Firth - Harry
Christine Baranski - Tanya

“- Alan Swann: Are you still in the fight game?
- Rookie Carroca: In a way. I married Benjy's mother.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Ramon Sison - Rookie Carroca

“Do you think that girls think less of a boy if he lets himself be kissed? I mean, don't you think that although girls go out with boys like me, they always marry the other kind?”

Groucho Marx - Groucho

“Marriage is ridiculous.”
Goldie Hawn

“I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Lamar

“Rose Smith, we can't go on like this any longer. I've positively decided we're going to get married at the earliest opportunity and I don't want to hear any arguments. That's final. I love you. Merry Christmas.”
Robert Sully - Warren Sheffield

“Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.”
Rob Schneider - Asian Minister

“- Rachel Varney: I'm engaged to be married.
- Rick Jarmin: Well, flagellations.”
Joan Severance - Rachel Varney
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

“I'm getting married, you're still married and we just got busy.”

Sanaa Lathan - Sidney 'Syd' Shaw

“Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.”
Cathy Ladman

“- Dr. King Schultz: Do most slaves believe in marriage?
- Django: Oh, me and wife did. Old Man Carrucan didn't. That's why we, uh, we run off.”
Christoph Waltz - Dr. King Schultz
Jamie Foxx - Django

“Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat.”
Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Frankie Valli: What if we got married?
- Lorraine: You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada.”
John Lloyd Young - Frankie Valli
Erica Piccininni - Lorraine

“- Alfred Hitchcock: I'm under extraordinary pressures on this picture and the least you can do is give me your full support.
- Alma Reville: Full support! We've mortgaged our house! I'm your wife! I celebrate with you when the reviews are good. I cry for you when they are bad! I put up with all those people who look through me as if I were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock
Helen Mirren - Alma Reville

“- Rita: Are you a poet?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: Was. And so, to give me something new to write about, she left me. A very noble woman, my wife - she left me for the good of literature. And remarkably it worked.
- Rita: What, you wrote a lot of good stuff, did ya?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No. I stopped writing altogether.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

“I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me.”
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: I don't want to leave you!
- Jane Hilton: It won't be for long, darling.
- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: It might be for months, or for years, maybe.
- Jane Hilton: It doesn't matter. I'll be thinking about you all the time. Someday the war will be over, and then we can be...
- Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd: Then we can be married,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Walker - Cpl. Bill Smollett 2nd
Jennifer Jones - Jane Hilton

“Smart men don't get married.”
Matthew Fox - Brooder