Marriage quotes
1204 marriage quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Wayne's World
“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.”
- From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
- From the movie: The Lady Eve
“I could imagine a life with you being a series of ups and downs, lights and shadows, some irritation, but very much happiness.”
- From the movie: The House of Mirth
“- Lawrence Selden: Isn't marriage your vocation? Isn't it what you're all brought up for?
- Lily Bart: You speak as if I should marry the first man who came along.” - From the movie: Masquerade
“- Olivia Lawrence: Marry me.
- Tim Whalen: What did you say?
- Olivia Lawrence: You heard me.
- Tim Whalen: Olivia.
- Olivia Lawrence: A simple yes would be fine.” - From the movie: Valmont
“You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.”
- From the movie: The Ref
“- Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
- Lloyd: Luck?” - From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
“- Jeff Dunham: How long have you been married?
- Walter: Ah, what is it now? Uh, 46 years.
- Jeff Dunham: Ah. What was the happiest moment of your life?
- Walter: Forty-seven years ago.” - From the movie: RV
“- Cassie Munro: This is the worst I've ever been treated.
- Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.” - From the movie: Goin' South
“- Deputy Towfield: It's bad, huh?
- Henry Lloyd Moon: Like eggs rolled in sand.” - From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
- From the movie: Bad Company
“- Officer Oaks: I'm never going to get married, never again.
- Jake Hayes: You never gonna get married again? First thing you gotta learn is, you don't take your girlfriend to a wedding.” - From the animation: Corpse Bride
- From the movie: Another Thin Man
“- Nick Charles: Madame, how long have you been leading this double life?
- Nora Charles: Just since we've been married.” - From the movie: Bordello of Blood
“You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.”
- From the movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
“Cameron has never been in love... at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”
- From the movie: Hello Again
- From the movie: Bend It Like Beckham
“- Teammate: So, could you choose a white boy?
- Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra: White, no, black, definitely not, a Muslim, eh-eh!
- Teammate: You'll marry an Indian, then!
- Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra: Probably.
- Teammate: How can you stand it?
- Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra: It's just culture. Why sleep with boys you aren't going to marry?” - From the movie: Choose Me
“I've ruined too many marriages to have one of my own.”
- From the movie: Toy Story 2
- From the movie: Grease
- From the movie: Lethal Weapon 4
“Who's the lucky, soon-to-be-dead son-in-law?”
- From the movie: Baby Face
- Lily: There's only one thing I want.
- Trenholm: Name it, and it's yours.
- Lily: I'd like to have a "Mrs." on my tombstone. - From the movie: 8 Seconds
“I guess it's like bull riding. You gotta stay on and try not to get bucked off.”
- From the movie: Aladdin
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