Marriage quotes
1204 marriage quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: A League of Their Own
“- Older Dottie: You haven't changed one bit.
- Older Ellen Sue: Dottie, I married a plastic surgeon.” - From the movie: Get Over It
“- Dennis Wallace: Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
- Felix: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.” - From the animation: Corpse Bride
- Victoria Everglot: What if Victor and I don't like each other?
- Maudeline Everglot: As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I "like" each other?
- Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little.
- Maudeline Everglot: Of course not! - From the movie: The War of the Roses
“- Oliver Rose: You weren't even multi-orgasmic before you met me, were you?
- Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?” - From the movie: Superman Returns
“- Clark Kent: She's married?
- Jimmy Olsen: Yeah, well no, its more of a prolonged engagement, but don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot because she hates that question.” - From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
“- Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
- Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.” - From the movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
“- John Smith:I never told you, but I was married once before.
- Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes]
- John Smith: What's wrong with you?
- Jane Smith: You're what's wrong with me John?
- John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
- Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's much better… What's her name and social security number?
- John Smith: No,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel
“- Gilbert Blythe: Anne, there's not going to be any wedding anymore.
- Anne Shirley: You're gonna get well, Gil. I know you are.
- Gilbert Blythe: I called it off. It wouldn't be fair to Christine. There would never be anyone for me but you.” - From the movie: I'm No Angel
“- Tira: You married or single?
- The Chump: Married five times.
- Tira: Five times? Wedding bells must sound like an alarm clock to you.” - From the movie: Forget Paris
“Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.”
- From the movie: Back to School
- From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
- Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part?".
- Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
- Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal. - From the movie: Anna and the King
“Until now, Madame Leonowens, I did not understand the supposition man can be satisfied with only one woman.”
- From the movie: Shall We Dance?
“The one thing I am proudest of in my whole life, is that you're happy with me.”
- From the movie: SpaceCamp
“- Andie: I can't believe it; I'm not going up. They chose Andy Miller instead of me... he gets airsick in cars!
- Commander Zach Burkstroom: That's why I married you, and not Andy Miller.” - From the movie: Meet the Fockers
“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
- From the movie: WiseGirls
- From the movie: The Namesake
“- Ashima: You know, by the time I was your age, I had already celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: This is America, Ma. People have twins when they're 60.” - From the movie: Spider-Man 2
- From the movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
- From the movie: Pride & Prejudice
“- Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
- Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
- Charlotte Lucas: Yes of course. What other kind of engaged is there?” - From the movie: The Best Years of Our Lives
“- Al Stephenson: So you're gonna break this marriage up. Have you decided yet how you're gonna do it? Are you gonna do it with an axe?
- Peggy Stephenson: It's none of your business how I'm gonna do it. You've forgotten what it's like to be in love.” - From the movie: That Uncertain Feeling
“There's nothing wrong with your marriage. You just have to resell it once in awhile.”
- From the movie: Circle of Friends
“You must have realised I must marry for money. We lose the house, the whole family goes down. I can't afford to marry you now, however much I'd want to.”
- From the movie: My Best Friend's Wedding
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