Marriage quotes

“There is only one sacrifice nobler than sacrificing one's self for their country; that is marrying a man who does.”
Tim Pigott-Smith - General Feversham

“- John Herod: I was married to a beautiful woman. She was unfaithful.
- Ellen: Where is she now?
- John Herod: I told you, she was unfaithful.”
Gene Hackman - Herod
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: Shrev, you happy with your marriage or what?
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: I don't know.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: What do you mean, you don't know? You don't know?
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: What?
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: How could you not? You don't know? How could you not know?”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber

“- Charley Partanna: Do I ice her? Do I marry her? Which one of these?
- Maerose Prizzi: Marry her, Charley. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other departments. If she was some kind of fashion model, well it wouldn't last more than thirty days. But you and she is in the same line of business....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna
Anjelica Huston - Maerose Prizzi

“Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?”
Téa Leoni - Tina Kalb

“- Kristy: And, how old were you when you met?
- Grant Anderson: She was 18.
- Kristy: Holy! That's pretty young to get married, eh?
- Grant Anderson: Wasn't my idea.”

Kristen Thomson - Kristy
Gordon Pinsent - Grant Anderson

“- Gov. Earl K. Long: Hey, Doc. I love you.
- Blaze Starr: I love you, too. You gotta promise me something.
- Gov. Earl K. Long: Hmm?
- Blaze Starr: We get married right after this election's over.
- Gov. Earl K. Long: Trust me.”
Paul Newman - Gov. Earl K. Long
Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“- Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
- Nick Zsigmond: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
- Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them!
- Nick Zsigmond: What if you don't want to be found?
- Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say?”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Austin O'Brien - Nick Zsigmond

“Mrs Jennings is a wealthy woman with a married daughter. She has nothing to do but marry off everyone else's.”
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“Jim's getting married, isn't he? Holy fuckin' shit! This is major! Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party. Yes! We celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honor. Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass.”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

“- Heck: So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?
- Luce: No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed.
- Heck: How do you mean?
- Luce: Well, I'm gay.”
Matthew Goode - Heck
Lena Headey - Luce

“- Ted Archer: I'll be back on the first, and our wedding's not till the fifth.
- Newland Archer: I'm surprised you even remembered the date.”

Robert Sean Leonard - Ted Archer
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer

“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: If you had it all to do over again, would you still have married me?
- David Smith: Honestly, no.”
Carole Lombard - Ann Krausheimer Smith
Robert Montgomery - David Smith

“- Max Conners: Turning down a wedding gift is bad luck.
- Jack Withrowe: I've never heard that before.
- Max Conners: Sure, everything to do with weddings is bad luck.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“- Gail Hartman: Are you makin' a pass at me?
- Tom Hartman: I don't know, is that what it's called this far outside of Boston?
- Gail Hartman: This far inside of marriage, you mean.
- Tom Hartman: I think we're sufficiently alienated for this to qualify as a pass.”
Meryl Streep - Gail Hartman
David Strathairn - Tom Hartman

“- Arthur Stanhope: Beatrice, this is supposed to be her wedding, not yours. I know you're upset, and so am I, but we can't force her to marry someone against her will.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Why not?
- Ursula Stanhope: Mom, dad, I'm ready to go out there and apologize to everybody and tell them what really happened.”

John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope
Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope

“If you say you love her as you do, and you believe she will make you happy, then marry her.”

James Fox - King Haraald

“I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women can't tell the difference between a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“Marriage is the key to promiscuity.”
Morris Chestnut - Lance Sullivan

“- Danny: I would marry you tomorrow! I would have children with you, dozens and dozens of children!
- Taxi Driver: Let's hope they look like the mother.”

Jude Law - Danny
Don Pugsley - Taxi Driver

“Psychologically, I married my mother.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort

“- Eddie Jillette: Once a month without fail you get bullshit philosophical with me.
- Joe Collins: Yeah, well, that's what happens when you get married, Eddie.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Eddie Jillette
Gary Basaraba - Joe Collins

“- Chief of the Waponis: Do you want to marry him?
- Patricia: Yes.
- Chief of the Waponis: Do you want to marry her?
- Joe: Yes.
- Chief of the Waponis: Good. You're married.”
Abe Vigoda - Chief of the Waponis
Meg Ryan - Patricia
Tom Hanks - Joe

“I do feel for his widow, Bernice. That was a romantic marriage. She learned everything about sex from a manual. Immanuel was their gardener.”

Rip Taylor - Rip Taylor