Marriage quotes

“I want you both to take the day off, go downtown, get a license, and get married right away.”

Walter Huston - Thomas A. Dickson

“I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.”
Hugh Dancy - Char

“What is it that all women want? To get married, raise crib midgets.”
Dan Fogler - Stu

“I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox, on the other hand, that works every time.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“- Mother: [pointing at a picture in book] And here, the fairy prince and princess are having a wedding.
- Thumbelina: And they live... happily ever after!
- Mother: Usually, my dear.”
Barbara Cook - Mother
Jodi Benson - Thumbelina

“- Kevin Dolenz: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.
- Alec Newbary: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Judd Nelson - Alec Newbary

“- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Japanese aren't allowed to marry non-Japanese in the state of California.
- Older Mini McGann: Why?
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Because it was against the California laws.
- Older Mini McGann: So where did you go?
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Seattle.
- Older Mini McGann: Why did you go to Seattle?
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: 'Cause...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura
Caroline Junko King - Older Mini McGann

“- Charles: Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree not to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?
- Carrie: I do.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One

“- Mrs. Sorensen: Did you ever try being married? That can be quite a big adventure.
- Capt. Andersen: Why do women always say that? Marriage ends adventure.”
Valerie Hobson - Mrs. Sorensen
Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“- Bernadine Harris: I give you eleven fucking years of my life and you're telling me you're leaving me for a white woman?
- John Harris, Sr.: Would it help if she was black?
- Bernadine Harris: No. It would help if you were black.”
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.

“- Asian Minister: Civil or religious?
- Chuck Levine: Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.
- Larry Valentine: I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.”
Rob Schneider - Asian Minster
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“- Diego Rivera: Thank you.
- Frida Kahlo: For what?
- Diego Rivera: For making a fat, old, crazy Communist a happy man.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“I was talking to your father before, and I was telling him that it's ironic I used to always have Thanksgiving with Hannah, and I never thought that I could love anybody else. And here it is years later and I'm married to you and completely in love with you.”

Woody Allen - Mickey

“Why are you getting married? Did she knock you up?”

Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett

“- Vinny: I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought the man up there understood. I thought he would fuckin' understand...
- Richie: God has nothing to do with this, Vin!
- Vinny: Oh come on, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Adrien Brody - Richie

“- Sultan: You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
- Princess Jasmine: What?
- Sultan: You will wed Jafar.
- Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.”
Douglas Seale - Sultan
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar

- Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?
- Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.
- Lenny Weinrib: "That look"? What... what look is that?
- Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny

“I would have married you any day of my life!”

Bette Davis - Sara Muller

“- Rob Salinger: I don't want to divorce, Micki, I just want to marry Maude.
- Leo Brody: You can't have your cake and eat it too.
- Rob Salinger: I've been with her for ten years. I can't give them up just like that. And it's have your cake and eat it too.”
Dudley Moore - Rob Salinger
Richard Mulligan - Leo Brody

“I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry.”
Frank Converse - Morgan Harris

“- Sue Ann: I'll bet pretty soon some girl's gonna come along, see how nice you are and chase after you 'til you marry her.
- Squirrel: No, ma'am. It don't work like that. See, women don't chase after nice guys.”
Shawn Weatherly - Sue Ann
Ethan Embry - Squirrel

“- Eve: I don't like to gossip, but that new gal seems to have an awful crush on Shakespeare!
- Susan: I wouldn't be surprised if they get married!”

Eve Arden - Eve
Peggy O'Donnell - Susan

“- Detective Keith Frazier: Oh, please, do not say proposals... my girlfriend... she wants a proposal from me.
- Dalton Russell: You think you're too young to get married?
- Detective Keith Frazier: No, I'm not too young... too broke. Maybe I should rob a bank.
- Dalton Russell: Do you love each other?
- Detective Keith Frazier: Yeah, yeah, we...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier
Clive Owen - Dalton Russell