Marriage quotes

“You can't have a happy married life if you're always suspicious. No. There can't be any doubts in marriage. Marriage is based on faith and if you've lost that, you've lost everything.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“- Mike Lowrey: Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
- Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.”
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.”
Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter

- Sully: Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.
- Carl Roebuck: Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp"?
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“I'll put the ring of Saturn on your finger. We'll sleep on Venus. The Milky Way shall be our coverlet.”

Franchot Tone - Gifford Middleton

“- Jeff: I mean, this makes no sense at all. Why would you marry her... unless you knocked her up?
- Alex Whitman: [pauses]
- Jeff: You knocked her up?
- Alex Whitman: Yes, but that had nothing to do with it!”
Jon Tenney - Jeff
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Roland: Man, why do you always do that? If you want the last piece, why did you ask me if I want the last piece?
- Slim: I didn't ask you. But the reason I asked Mike is the same reason you asked Lisa to marry you. It sounds nice, man.”
Taye Diggs - Roland
Richard T. Jones - Slim

“- Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.
- Carmine Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do.”
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini

“- Lindsey Brigman: I got over four years invested in this project.
- Bud Brigman: Yeah, you only had three years invested in me.
- Lindsey Brigman: Well you have to have priorities.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman
Ed Harris - Bud Brigman

“- Emma Woodhouse: People said Mr. Weston would never marry again, and what a triumph!
- Mr Knightley: Triumph? You made a lucky guess!
- Emma Woodhouse: Have you never known the triumph of a lucky guess? Had I not promoted Mr. Weston's visits and given encouragement where encouragement was needed, we might not have had a wedding today.
- Mr...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley
Denys Hawthorne - Mr Woodhouse

“Maria was married on Saturday. In all important preparations of mind she was complete, being prepared for matrimony by a hatred of home, by the misery of disappointed affection, and contempt of the man she was to marry. The bride was elegantly dressed and the two bridesmaids were duly inferior. Her mother stood with salts, expecting to be...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Gary Nash: Meredith would you, I mean could you?
- Meredith Modess: Gary, are you asking me to marry you?
- Gary Nash: Yeah!
- Meredith Modess: Oh, yes, I'd love to be Mrs Gary, erm...?
- Gary Nash: Nash! Gary Nash!”
Fred McCarren - Gary Nash
Shelley Smith - Meredith Modess

“Fellow beings, we are here to celebrate a wedding. Not one imposed by an uptight consumer society, which kills whales, builds nuclear reactors, but a real marriage.”
Tom Smothers - Spike

“- Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd. About the old girlfriend. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
- Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
- Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
- Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have married...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath
Erik Stolhanske - Todd Wolfhouse

“Our marriage will be announced tomorrow. This bud will blossom tomorrow.”

Alfred Paget - Prince Belshazzar

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Lucille: From the time he got the marriage license, I've led a dog's life.
- Groucho: Are you sure he didn't get a dog's license?”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“Amy's getting married in a few weeks and she thinks some maniac is following her around.”
Elizabeth Kemp - Nancy

“- Father McKenna: I know a lot of people who have been married for years and they are still having second thoughts.
- Amy Jensen: That's encouraging.
- Father McKenna: But they should have never been married to begin with. They just made bad decisions and picked incompatible mates.”
John Bottoms - Father McKenna
Caitlin O'Heaney - Amy Jensen

“Marrying my husband was no mistake. I had my reason, only I can't remember what it is.”
Lena Olin - Jadzia

“- Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah. Guests are filling up the room but there's something missing. Yes.
- Sultan: Where is the groom?”

Scott Weinger - The Genie
Val Bettin - Sultan

- Paul Vitti: You're turning me down?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind.
- Paul Vitti: You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning me down? For what, so you can go back and listen to housewives piss and moan about how nobody fucks 'em right anymore?
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- David: Who's she marrying?
- Charles: Some total penis.
- David: What is it about penises that they get such great wives?”

David Bower - David - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One