Marriage quotes

“I would that I had been worthy to kiss the hem of her garment. Never during our marital bliss did she cause me one moment's uneasiness.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“- Julia Jones: Well, we want a traditional wedding. Something simple yet elegent.
- Jell-O: Yo! I know exactly the place. Muy romantico! Taco Butt. Think outside my buns.
- Julia Jones: It's not quite what we had in mind.”
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
Valery M. Ortiz - Jell-O

“- Anybodys: I ain't never gonna get married. Too noisy.
- A-rab: You ain't never gonna get married. Too ugly.”
Susan Oakes - Anybodys
David Winters - A-rab

“You know, they say a marriage is the best thing that's suppose to happen between two people... or the worst.”
Tom Berenger - Harry Dobbs

“- Victoria Everglot: Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day. I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn't it?
- Victor Van Dort: Yes, silly. No. No, not at all, no.”
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“- Sissy: I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
- Bud: And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- John Baker Jr: Will you marry me?
- Patty Vare: What?
- John Baker Jr: I know that sounds ridiculous to you, but I'm do it. I would I do anything for you...”
Lukas Haas - John Baker Jr
Winona Ryder - Patty Vare

“- Harper Stewart: You know what your problem is? You don't live enough for today.
- Robin: What?
- Harper Stewart: For once just live in the moment.
- Robin: Harper... what are you doing?
- Harper Stewart: At least for a little while. Robin, will you marry me? I love you.”

Taye Diggs - Harper Stewart
Sanaa Lathan - Robin

“- Erik Destler: You love the music. I am the music. Now you are married to the music. You cannot serve two masters. Do not see another.
- Christine Day: I promise.
- Erik Destler: Tonight, you shall be my bride.”
Robert Englund - Erik, The Phantom
Jill Schoelen - Christine Day

“- Vinny: I'm just tryin' to be a better husband right now. I just don't feel I can do it. All right?
- Gloria: You know, you're like a frickin' yo-yo, back-n-forth, forth-n-back, let's do this, let's not do this. You know what, Vinny? Let's just not do it! Okay? That's it! You think you're the only one that's got feelings? I got a husband at home!”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Bebe Neuwirth - Gloria

“- Richard Lestrange: We are married!
- Sylvia Hilliard: Not really. A lot of made up words in the middle of the jungle doesn't count!
- Richard Lestrange: It does to me.
- Sylvia Hilliard: Why don't you just... Follow your heart.
- Richard Lestrange: Lilli is my heart.”

Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange
Nana Coburn - Sylvia Hilliard

“The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to.”
Al Bridge - Mr. Johnson

“Hello, my name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband gave me something very long and hard... a new name.”
Sally Field - Lilah Krytsick

“I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow
Ed Helms - Stu

“Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.”

Rupert Everett - George Downes

“No towel in the world is worth marrying a bearded man you hate.”
Romola Garai - Cassandra Mortmain

“What do I think of gay marriage? I believe gays have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I think if you wanted a babysitter you should marry Mary Poppins.”
Nicole Kidman - Suzanne Stone

“- Diana Barry: Oh, I'm so nervous. I know I'm going to faint, Aunt Jo.
- Aunt Josephine Barry: Well, if you do, I'll drag you down to the rainwater hog shed and drop you in.”

Schuyler Grant - Diana Barry
Charmion King - Aunt Josephine Barry

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.”
Sacha Guitry

“I always cry at weddings, especially my own.”
Humphrey Bogart

“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to
get laundry done.”
Burt Reynolds

“The heart of marriage is memories.”

Bill Cosby

“Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.”
Billy Connolly